Kelly Malarky
@kmalarky.bsky.social
White folks are children until they're in their 30s.
Black and brown kids are treated like adults once they hit puberty.
Black and brown kids are treated like adults once they hit puberty.
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
White folks are children until they're in their 30s.
Black and brown kids are treated like adults once they hit puberty.
Black and brown kids are treated like adults once they hit puberty.
Let them eat statuary marble.
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Let them eat statuary marble.
sure, I desire to work at full speed until I'm dead to add value to the GDP.
the American dream!
the American dream!
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
sure, I desire to work at full speed until I'm dead to add value to the GDP.
the American dream!
the American dream!
Congrats! Thrilled for you!
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Congrats! Thrilled for you!
he's an insult to vulvas everywhere.
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
he's an insult to vulvas everywhere.
Happy Birthday, Gus!
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Birthday, Gus!
Call me crazy, but she should have given Jack the boot and picked Keanu the handsome doctor.
I love Jack but in this movie, he doesn't deserve her.
I love Jack but in this movie, he doesn't deserve her.
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Call me crazy, but she should have given Jack the boot and picked Keanu the handsome doctor.
I love Jack but in this movie, he doesn't deserve her.
I love Jack but in this movie, he doesn't deserve her.
I think about poor Howard Dean a lot.
September 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think about poor Howard Dean a lot.
once, all it took was a barbaric yawp.
September 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
once, all it took was a barbaric yawp.
Awesome! Congratulations!
August 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Awesome! Congratulations!
My butt once sent an open bottle of wine flying off the table next to me. 🤪
August 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My butt once sent an open bottle of wine flying off the table next to me. 🤪
Ouch! Sorry about your fall!
August 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ouch! Sorry about your fall!
The Dictator Aesthetic.
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Dictator Aesthetic.
Thank you for all you do!
July 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thank you for all you do!
Happy Birthday, Roz! You're a star🌟!
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Happy Birthday, Roz! You're a star🌟!
They not only write it up, they often CLEAN it up, normalize it. And that goes far in destroying our democracy.
July 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They not only write it up, they often CLEAN it up, normalize it. And that goes far in destroying our democracy.
