Baked goods might be the only thing that gets me through the next four (?) years 🥐🥐🥐

No news source is reliable anymore let’s bring back designating one person to scream important announcements to everyone in the town square

True

Diehard is a Christmas movie because Christmas is hard and makes me want to die

If you all keep posting memes from 2007 on here thinking they are somehow fresh I am just going to start doing this to them

Every day not spent reading Edgar Allan Poe by the fire in a seaside cottage during a raging thunderstorm is a day wasted.

Literally...

TRUMP’S NOMINEE FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES WROTE TUITION REIMBURSEMENT IN THE MEMO LINE OF CHECK HE USED TO PAY A MINOR FOR SEX.

But anyway, EGG PRICES AMIRIGHT?!!

We had the choice between expanding our clean energy and air initiatives, propelling us into the future and making us a major global competitor, or halting our progress and going back to big oil. Guess what we picked? Fumbled the Tim AGAIN smh