Accomplishments for HR@OPM.gov:

Learned that a blue whale's anus at one meter wide is only the second largest a$$hole in the world.

Watched RFK Jr tell measles victims, "Spotted lives matter."

Always ready to serve.

Back in the day we called it malicious obedience. Once a committee staffer demanded that I prove everything a biologist had said to The NY Times in an interview. I sent him a literal truckload of scientific reports.

Wow, what a leap--that is, if your reply was meant for me, which Bluesky indicated it was. If you had looked at my profile, you'd find that you and I are in complete agreement about what the far right, and especially Musk, are doing to this country.

His credibility? Pshhhht.

I follow ‪@sethabramson.bsky.social‬ because he's credible. You, not so much. Not exactly covering yourself in glory here.

Renamed the North Atlantic Right Whale the North Atlantic Progressive Whale.

Recruited a team of dentists to answer "Drill baby, drill" refuge emails.

Equipped migratory birds with carryalls for takeout.

It's more like Elon is an "irreparable ham." Finally getting the attention he craves, but he still looks like a glazed donut.

The mouth-breather caucus, serving the global village idiot.

Lee Greenwood’s new song:

I’m embarrassed to be an American
Where the felon still runs free
And he won’t forget the donor who tried
To buy democracy

And he’ll gladly stand up
Next to Musk, and defend D. O. G. E.
‘Cause there ain’t no spine in the GOP
God help the USA.

What will be the new national anthem of TrumpoMuskovia?

“Money, That’s What I Want”
“Mercedes Benz”
“Beautiful, Dirty, Rich”