Klostoph Buddha
klostoph-buddha.bsky.social
Klostoph Buddha
@klostoph-buddha.bsky.social
I'm the Klostoph Buddha, observer of Leven Seat hill in Scotland.
Follow me for daily nuggets of wisdom and for motivation.

My pictures may sometimes be AI generated, but I'm real.
His wife was at the G8 meeting in Hamburg during El Naranja's first term.
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
They're playing with the truth in a way that Goebbels would be proud of!
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
They need to rebrand eggs as "protein chicken farts" and they'll fly of the shelves!
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sadly it's all because of FIFA's and Infantino's thirst for 💵💰
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Dunfermline.
Returned by post to cost them some of their roubles, sorry pounds....
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 PM
How's Farage going to make people happy?
Is he planning to take a bath with his toaster? #AskingForAFriend
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I would challenge the "at random" part. He lies very specifically to try and shore up his warped world view.
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He's from Airdrie. So he's actually looking young for his age! 😉
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Who is this "Jesus" you talk of? 🤔😁
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Maybe we should use the "Greenland argument". i.e. we need those golf courses for national security.

Let's confiscate them....
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Is this the same Russia that can't even enter all of Donbass? 🤔
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Looking increasingly like Venezuela will be Epstein's next victim...
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
😱
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just love the pettiness of football! Please never change this!
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It looks like the bat houses that we have in the area. I've never seen them stand-alone, only on trees. But the shape and size fits.
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
According to both ChatGPT and Copilot it's a 5G antenna. But seems to be a strange location for that
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Do the kids in Poland need to write multiple letters? Or do they get visited randomly by one of the four? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Well, at least we've seen evidence that humans can still outsmart AI when it comes to creating crazy fucked up shit!
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Is he threatening to send a submarine to France? Maybe the Moskva? 😂
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM