Mike Noordijk
klondijk.bsky.social
Mike Noordijk
@klondijk.bsky.social
Have you seen Task or Andor?
December 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Holy hell, that malevolent incompetent asshole.
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
engagement farming
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'd urge you to seek out the edit that basically cuts rogue one into 3 Andor episodes, with matching score. It still isn't as good, but the consistent tone definitely improves it
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dowman's feet are like Saka's, they just can't get the ball off of him. As he adds strength he is going to be PROBLEMATIC
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Let me share Letterboxed in 2!!
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
RELEGATION
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can you and Jason do an emergency Wemby Six Trophies?
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Emergency Six Trophies resurrection! Make it happen!
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's zubi's 3rd foul in about 2 minutes, to be fair
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
May be genetic to lab-orca mixes
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
As part of your buyout, did you sign an NDA to not talk about the vandalizing of the Washington Post that Jeff Bezos is overseeing? You sure have been quiet about it. That would be what an actual gag looks like.
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I liked the lines and framing, the pleasing geometry (and also the cats)
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Houseplants had to come back inside for the winter today
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I subscribe to the Guardian for reliable news, not click bait in my feed
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Right here:
September 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A child's butterfly net (the kind with a thin wire hoop and a light mesh cone) works incredibly well. Just scoop them up when they jump into the air, and by keeping the net moving you can scoop up multiple flies. Fold over and let them go outside, no mess!
September 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"don't know shit about fuck" can't really be used out loud in polite company, but it's a daily part of my internal monologue
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yet you won't call for RFK jr to resign
September 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How do you think journalism that isn't propped up by billionaires can be economically viable then?
September 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Purple could have been even harder if they used it as an adjective
September 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Obv" means obviously KN95 are what you should be wearing, apparently not obvious enough for you. Could you please take a half second to read what I wrote before you call me a eugenicist? Or a half-second to respond to the right post? We are on the same side here!
August 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Useless to prevent your own COVID, not useless for reducing the chances that you spread COVID yourself. Obv kn95 is for both tho
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
And the fumbling
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Aiden Chiles is still often late and inaccurate on throws
August 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM