Klondikebar
@klondiekbar.bsky.social
I top for fun and bottom for clout. (he/him)
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Had my colonoscopy today and my Crohn's Disease is finally back in remission. Whooray!
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Had my colonoscopy today and my Crohn's Disease is finally back in remission. Whooray!
Well my congestion has escalated to full blown flu symptoms which is really fun the day before I get a colonoscopy.
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Well my congestion has escalated to full blown flu symptoms which is really fun the day before I get a colonoscopy.
Very polite of my cat to puke TWICE on the living room chair this morning. I'm glad I pay $70 per bag for prescription digestive health food for you buddy. Clearly it's money well spent.
December 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Very polite of my cat to puke TWICE on the living room chair this morning. I'm glad I pay $70 per bag for prescription digestive health food for you buddy. Clearly it's money well spent.
Protip: Keep your nudes in a separate folder on your phone otherwise your cat will bump you while you are texting and you will accidentally send nudes in the group chat.
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Protip: Keep your nudes in a separate folder on your phone otherwise your cat will bump you while you are texting and you will accidentally send nudes in the group chat.
Have you ever had a job interview where you're positive the interviewer thinks you're a stupid as you think they are? Like what the fuck was that?!
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Have you ever had a job interview where you're positive the interviewer thinks you're a stupid as you think they are? Like what the fuck was that?!
I know I look young for my age but it is insane to me how much younger I look at 36 than Caroline Leavitt does at 28. I didn't even know you could even get wrinkles in some of those places.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I know I look young for my age but it is insane to me how much younger I look at 36 than Caroline Leavitt does at 28. I didn't even know you could even get wrinkles in some of those places.
Anyway so here's what I look like naked now. I am legit happier with my body than I have been since I was like...17. And I am SOLID.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Anyway so here's what I look like naked now. I am legit happier with my body than I have been since I was like...17. And I am SOLID.
I am completely convinced that the only reason Social Democracies in Europe function is they simply don't have enough black people in them to get white people to vote against their own interests.
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am completely convinced that the only reason Social Democracies in Europe function is they simply don't have enough black people in them to get white people to vote against their own interests.
I have so many pictures of Tumblweed sleeping in the weirdest places. This is how he slept on my lap when I got home from vacation. Shoved the keyboard out of the way and dropped his butt in my lap.
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have so many pictures of Tumblweed sleeping in the weirdest places. This is how he slept on my lap when I got home from vacation. Shoved the keyboard out of the way and dropped his butt in my lap.
The way his pecs stretch his shirt just the sluttiest amount 🫦🤤🥵
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The way his pecs stretch his shirt just the sluttiest amount 🫦🤤🥵
So Kirstin Gillibrand is just fully a TERF huh?
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So Kirstin Gillibrand is just fully a TERF huh?
Bsky has been on a mission to show me people from a very former life of mine and I think this part of the algorithm makes me as uncomfortable as the nazi parts do.
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Bsky has been on a mission to show me people from a very former life of mine and I think this part of the algorithm makes me as uncomfortable as the nazi parts do.
Why is bsky showing me a former friend's spicy alt before showing me his regular account?! I mean he's got a great dong but at least ease me in with his sense of humor first bsky. 😭😭😭
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Why is bsky showing me a former friend's spicy alt before showing me his regular account?! I mean he's got a great dong but at least ease me in with his sense of humor first bsky. 😭😭😭
Erika Kirk is a de-yassified M3gan.
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Erika Kirk is a de-yassified M3gan.
I'm absolutely convinced that the DoorDash ad on Grindr isn't actually meant to be an ad. It's meant to be psychological warfare against queer people.
December 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm absolutely convinced that the DoorDash ad on Grindr isn't actually meant to be an ad. It's meant to be psychological warfare against queer people.
I understand that women are going wild for Heated Rivalry but yall need to check on your men. It's doing things to them too and don't make me pull up the receipts.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I understand that women are going wild for Heated Rivalry but yall need to check on your men. It's doing things to them too and don't make me pull up the receipts.
I don't know how but the straight married men have discovered sniffies and I stg 80% of my conversations on there the dude will randomly drop some variation of "my wife can't find out."
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I don't know how but the straight married men have discovered sniffies and I stg 80% of my conversations on there the dude will randomly drop some variation of "my wife can't find out."
I'm running enough tren that some vague approximation of this might be possible now. Stay tuned.
This is the ideal man and every other man is just varying deviations from this.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm running enough tren that some vague approximation of this might be possible now. Stay tuned.
I can't decide if this show is healing me or destroying me but I will watch 40 seasons of it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can't decide if this show is healing me or destroying me but I will watch 40 seasons of it.
Taking my PreP with iced coffee because simply "taking it up the ass for fun" doesn't make me feel gay enough.
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Taking my PreP with iced coffee because simply "taking it up the ass for fun" doesn't make me feel gay enough.
One of the perks of having like no followers is that I can confess things to the void. Anyway a top made me cum hands free last night and I think it rewired my brain.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
One of the perks of having like no followers is that I can confess things to the void. Anyway a top made me cum hands free last night and I think it rewired my brain.
Between the way my mom treated me on Thanksgiving and the fact that my sister is spending Christmas with her husband's family this year, I'm just gonna do Christmas alone this year (and honestly I'm pretty ok with that.)
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Between the way my mom treated me on Thanksgiving and the fact that my sister is spending Christmas with her husband's family this year, I'm just gonna do Christmas alone this year (and honestly I'm pretty ok with that.)
My regular jeans are now skinny jeans because my thighs have gotten so big and juicy.
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My regular jeans are now skinny jeans because my thighs have gotten so big and juicy.
My sex tapes were buried in a Medieval Times in the Midwest.
My sex tapes were burned in the library of Alexandria
My sex tapes can be found in Wan Shi Tong’s library
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My sex tapes were buried in a Medieval Times in the Midwest.
Fire Emblem players when the games have incest: 😍🤤👍
Fire Emblem players when the games have canonically gay men: 🤯😡🤬
Fire Emblem players when the games have canonically gay men: 🤯😡🤬
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fire Emblem players when the games have incest: 😍🤤👍
Fire Emblem players when the games have canonically gay men: 🤯😡🤬
Fire Emblem players when the games have canonically gay men: 🤯😡🤬