David Paige
kloaned.bsky.social
David Paige
@kloaned.bsky.social
Hispanic video game and climate lover. He/Him
After experiencing Mystic Knight in Occult Crescent and seeing the bread crumbs of Corvos in the next Variant dungeon, I am praying night and day it becomes a full fledged job.

Blazing and Holy spellblade are just too cool.

@en.finalfantasyxiv.com one day I hope.
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
These are different designs, I promise.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.

Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
99% of my Spotify music I listened to was made after 2005, yet my listening age is 77? HUH
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Thanks to Blizzard, I am giving away a Epic Edition of Midnight which includes housing early access that goes live on Dec 2nd! #WoW_Partner

To Enter:
💜 Like
✅ Follow
🔁 Repost

Winner Drawn on Dec 2nd.

(Open to All Regions)
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ahh, that's an affirmative, Carol.

What a great show.
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I'm so happy with how gorgeous the Chained Echoes vinyl came out. Thank you so much again, @85jsh.bsky.social! 😭

There's still the deep ocean pearl, gold and dark green vinyl variant, so if you haven't grabbed a copy, you still can!
Throwback to Valandis with tracks by @esoundsignal.bsky.social. 💫

The "Chained Echoes" soundtrack on 3xLP vinyl is available at our store and part of our 10th anniversary sale!

buff.ly/mpsh603

🎮 @arkheiral.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Absolum reviews rolling in, I am so glad I saved some of my budget for it. Put so many hours into the demo
October 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There you go Team Cherry, through all the heartache and pain, I did it.
September 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The Long Walk might just be my favorite movie of the year, holy shit what performances. Some weirdly placed scenes, but those are easily overshadowed by the pure, raw, human-ness of it all.
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
HADES 2 IN 2 WEEKS WHILE I AM NECK DEEP IN SILKSONG AHHHHHH
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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If you're struggling with Silksong, here is a tip: It is more important to avoid getting hit than it is to hit. Every single enemy attack follows a pattern that can be identified and dodged. Patience is the key. Think of it more as a platformer than an action game and you'll have a much better time
September 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I am having fun, then I hit shit like the stupid Greymoor arena or Hunter's March arena that saps every ounce of fun out of the game.

Team Cherry, why the FUCK DO THE BIRDS AND ANTS TAKE SO MANY HITS. ITS. NOT. FUN.
September 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Someone described the Hollow Knight community as being the worst cross section of Undertale and Souls fans and I have a hard time refuting that.
September 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So many people are dismissive of the problems with double mask damage on every early boss in Silksong.

I hope Team Cherry are more level headed than those people when it comes to making sure people have fun.
September 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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If you fell down that first hole in Hollow Knight Silksong that took you back to the beginning, you have to repost this. That’s the rule.
a cartoon character with a sword and a flower on its head
ALT: a cartoon character with a sword and a flower on its head
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September 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Fuck double mask damage, fuck enemies that are spongier than spongebob, fuck full screen wide jump attacks that you are guaranteed to get hit by.

after 7 hours, I think I need to step away from Silksong for a minute, because I am so annoyed.
September 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Team Cherry are fucking masochists, 10x harder than base hollowknight jeeeeez
September 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Written word video game journalism really still out here thinking it *deserves* an audience.

Its a lot like coal miners thinking they *deserved* to keep mining, guess what all those coal miners are doing... it ain't mining coal anymore.
August 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Episode 1 of Alien Earth was awesome, Episode 2 is a sloppy, disjointed mess with characters behaving very oddly.
August 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ok, the first episode of Alien Earth ruled. I loved the performances so much, Wendy is so creepy.
August 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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hard to believe that Lisa Simpson's wedding in the future happened 15 years ago
August 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My top 3 demos from Nextfest, writing it down to remember.

Absolum - Fantastic beat'em up with roguelike elements. An all round package.

Eriksholm -> Cinematic storytelling with Stealth gameplay, great presentation.

Rue Valley -> Narrative focus, very Disco Elysium, but with a great premise.
June 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM