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@klmpy.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I actually think it's humiliating to own a giant pickup truck. I'm sorry if you're my friend and you own one. It's nothing personal, I just personally find it embarrassing.
paper towels are better at being napkins than napkins are
June 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
paper towels are better at being napkins than napkins are
Justin Thomas said I'm gonna wear the Barney pants on Masters Sunday
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Justin Thomas said I'm gonna wear the Barney pants on Masters Sunday
at the Padres game, and everyone here looks like they work for UPS
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
at the Padres game, and everyone here looks like they work for UPS
not everything needs to be a bracket
March 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
not everything needs to be a bracket
there's no way that mahomes' helmet was designed to fit that way
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
there's no way that mahomes' helmet was designed to fit that way
Meanwhile... the Verizon rebrand is humiliating
Not afraid to go on record and say... the latest Pepsi rebrand is good
January 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Meanwhile... the Verizon rebrand is humiliating
unfortunately, the relative success of WICKED (2024) at the box office means we are four years away from the theatrical release of HAMILTON (2028)
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Finneas gives me the heebie jeebies
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Finneas gives me the heebie jeebies
ok crap I think SNL is really fun and good again
December 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
ok crap I think SNL is really fun and good again
some of these automated paper towel dispensers really be gatekeeping the paper towels
December 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
some of these automated paper towel dispensers really be gatekeeping the paper towels
Godfather's Pizza had a bad go of it. Never got the appreciation it deserved.
December 22, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Godfather's Pizza had a bad go of it. Never got the appreciation it deserved.
TRAP is the obvious answer here
December 18, 2024 at 11:58 PM
TRAP is the obvious answer here
Roku City is the best form of advertising in our modern world
December 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Roku City is the best form of advertising in our modern world
I like when a song is secretly two songs :)
December 7, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I like when a song is secretly two songs :)
Having Spotted Cow in your fridge isn't a personality trait
December 3, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Having Spotted Cow in your fridge isn't a personality trait
Just watched as two firetrucks, each with their sirens on, sped past each other in opposite directions. Felt very cartoonish, as if neither knew which direction they were supposed to be going
November 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Just watched as two firetrucks, each with their sirens on, sped past each other in opposite directions. Felt very cartoonish, as if neither knew which direction they were supposed to be going
Very unserious (and, frankly, disconcerting) for a coffee shop to open at 8:00 a.m. or later
November 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Very unserious (and, frankly, disconcerting) for a coffee shop to open at 8:00 a.m. or later
Not afraid to go on record and say... the latest Pepsi rebrand is good
November 21, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Not afraid to go on record and say... the latest Pepsi rebrand is good
I actually think it's humiliating to own a giant pickup truck. I'm sorry if you're my friend and you own one. It's nothing personal, I just personally find it embarrassing.
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I actually think it's humiliating to own a giant pickup truck. I'm sorry if you're my friend and you own one. It's nothing personal, I just personally find it embarrassing.