The coach for the local highschool football team scouted me at a PnP sesh earlier this week because im his ghb plug, anywaus i showed him how far i can jump and im joining yhe team as a 32 year old highschool football running back i think im going to be beating the brakes off these kids hoo rah
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 AM
The coach for the local highschool football team scouted me at a PnP sesh earlier this week because im his ghb plug, anywaus i showed him how far i can jump and im joining yhe team as a 32 year old highschool football running back i think im going to be beating the brakes off these kids hoo rah
Make me click on a fucking substack link and you will meet a man possessed by the most primal burning hell of violence and upon the instant, entering a laser focused berserk martial trance, throwing punches that'd make a pitbull's head flash boil
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Make me click on a fucking substack link and you will meet a man possessed by the most primal burning hell of violence and upon the instant, entering a laser focused berserk martial trance, throwing punches that'd make a pitbull's head flash boil
A vodyanoi and kappa walk into a bar
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
A vodyanoi and kappa walk into a bar
Just got pulled over and the cop stands up out of his car and immediately shoots himself in the head but other than that i had a pretty shitty day at work lol my coworker is pregnant and eating huge ass curry plates in the cubicle i kind of get it though lol
January 14, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Just got pulled over and the cop stands up out of his car and immediately shoots himself in the head but other than that i had a pretty shitty day at work lol my coworker is pregnant and eating huge ass curry plates in the cubicle i kind of get it though lol
Getting blown out of the montreal dsa for starting the what race gives the best head conversation is what radicalized me
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Getting blown out of the montreal dsa for starting the what race gives the best head conversation is what radicalized me
Paying homeless guys to gutterfuck greased out cum loads in any waymo nearby like ive got them all tied on a huge chain and drag them aroundwith me hopped up on bluechews and ice to just ruin these ugly little freak cars and basically fuck you die
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Paying homeless guys to gutterfuck greased out cum loads in any waymo nearby like ive got them all tied on a huge chain and drag them aroundwith me hopped up on bluechews and ice to just ruin these ugly little freak cars and basically fuck you die
Because government funding was axed by the kaner, my study into new types of incels has gone stagnant and knowing theres hundreds of new strains that form weekly has me pinching the tip of my dick with binder clips until it turns purple in frustration daily
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Because government funding was axed by the kaner, my study into new types of incels has gone stagnant and knowing theres hundreds of new strains that form weekly has me pinching the tip of my dick with binder clips until it turns purple in frustration daily
My back tattoo is like white guy yakuza style, depicting the holiest of taurokathapsia the great aurochs emerging from a red cloud while little naked men hop over in giddy joy but the tat stops hard at the top of my pale huge ass pencil against ruler straightedged across the small of my bak
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
My back tattoo is like white guy yakuza style, depicting the holiest of taurokathapsia the great aurochs emerging from a red cloud while little naked men hop over in giddy joy but the tat stops hard at the top of my pale huge ass pencil against ruler straightedged across the small of my bak
Internet cults aren'tworth shit unless the head honcho has got a "kill every one of my followers now" buttons and he hits that joint as soon as the spread pussy pics stop flowing in, and then the reM*l*ia mass grave in the desert atari ET style literally fertilize the seeds thatll survive 4 all time
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Internet cults aren'tworth shit unless the head honcho has got a "kill every one of my followers now" buttons and he hits that joint as soon as the spread pussy pics stop flowing in, and then the reM*l*ia mass grave in the desert atari ET style literally fertilize the seeds thatll survive 4 all time
Im going to show one of those sentinalese guys a photo of asmongold
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Im going to show one of those sentinalese guys a photo of asmongold
In the brainocean supercomputer vr lawnmower man digital super office the ai shit decides to show me the Mountain of Death a cool fad going around where you survey a physical representation of all living things youve killed/ate etc, and im stricken by the haze of miasmabut it doesnt bother me
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
In the brainocean supercomputer vr lawnmower man digital super office the ai shit decides to show me the Mountain of Death a cool fad going around where you survey a physical representation of all living things youve killed/ate etc, and im stricken by the haze of miasmabut it doesnt bother me
One of those suurounded videos except it is me surrounded by slicked up twinks and ive got one of them silent hill nurses hooking me up to a speed infused enema like a evangelion robot power cord and ive got 5 minutes to fuck nonstop until they pull the plug and i spray drugged up poop like an IED
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
One of those suurounded videos except it is me surrounded by slicked up twinks and ive got one of them silent hill nurses hooking me up to a speed infused enema like a evangelion robot power cord and ive got 5 minutes to fuck nonstop until they pull the plug and i spray drugged up poop like an IED
Omg!!!, ANOTHER gay guy into puppy masks and tube socks like im spoiled for choice, an endless supply of masked gimps i can enroll in my human dogfighting ring thats what makes my twiggy little shrimp start weeping!!! Seeing u guys fuckin fighting like you mean it lol
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Omg!!!, ANOTHER gay guy into puppy masks and tube socks like im spoiled for choice, an endless supply of masked gimps i can enroll in my human dogfighting ring thats what makes my twiggy little shrimp start weeping!!! Seeing u guys fuckin fighting like you mean it lol
Fucking in vrchat is only good because im hitting the meth while banging the ai voice tails from sonic with my oversized pissing dog dick but in real life im dripping sweat heart rate at 200 with a ton of plastic strapped onto my face knowing i wouldnt rather be anywjere else
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Fucking in vrchat is only good because im hitting the meth while banging the ai voice tails from sonic with my oversized pissing dog dick but in real life im dripping sweat heart rate at 200 with a ton of plastic strapped onto my face knowing i wouldnt rather be anywjere else
Yt ads so crazy nowadays
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yt ads so crazy nowadays
Fuck everybody else on the road except me #imnotsharingshit
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Fuck everybody else on the road except me #imnotsharingshit
Cracked open erika kirks pussy that shit smelled like the cracker barrel storefront gift shop but i greasefucked the pink outta that broads hole lol no comdem either left that bitch looking like a duck in an oil spill #greasedfuck
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cracked open erika kirks pussy that shit smelled like the cracker barrel storefront gift shop but i greasefucked the pink outta that broads hole lol no comdem either left that bitch looking like a duck in an oil spill #greasedfuck
Only 90s kids will remember these things
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Only 90s kids will remember these things
Mormon Thug Hunters vs Amish Thug Hunters u gotta be wondering tho
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Mormon Thug Hunters vs Amish Thug Hunters u gotta be wondering tho
Top white boys who have motion (sexually) but are afraid to start shaking their asses:
9. Dan "Stevia" Quinn
8. Lowtiergod (honorary white person)
7. Tim Rogers
6. КАМЕНЩИК
5.
Hang on im thinking of more white people
9. Dan "Stevia" Quinn
8. Lowtiergod (honorary white person)
7. Tim Rogers
6. КАМЕНЩИК
5.
Hang on im thinking of more white people
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Top white boys who have motion (sexually) but are afraid to start shaking their asses:
9. Dan "Stevia" Quinn
8. Lowtiergod (honorary white person)
7. Tim Rogers
6. КАМЕНЩИК
5.
Hang on im thinking of more white people
9. Dan "Stevia" Quinn
8. Lowtiergod (honorary white person)
7. Tim Rogers
6. КАМЕНЩИК
5.
Hang on im thinking of more white people
P diddy spoke at my commencèment, nice of him to travel up to montreal on a party bus and actually invited the class, citing room for everyone or something, i think he's been maligned, like i told him about onatsuyu instead of baby oil and he was stunned, a real tender guy
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
P diddy spoke at my commencèment, nice of him to travel up to montreal on a party bus and actually invited the class, citing room for everyone or something, i think he's been maligned, like i told him about onatsuyu instead of baby oil and he was stunned, a real tender guy
Did u see the new male on male rape visual novel they announced at the gay awards
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Did u see the new male on male rape visual novel they announced at the gay awards
My lawnmower dealer invented nunchuk hammers and he keeps killing road workers with them as proof of concept but nobody is investing
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My lawnmower dealer invented nunchuk hammers and he keeps killing road workers with them as proof of concept but nobody is investing
Cops wearing undershirts two sizes too small staring at you with puffy erect nipples standing proud puppy dog eyed but im poised with pocket fental to blow in their eyes driveby style if their ugly tits get any closer
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Cops wearing undershirts two sizes too small staring at you with puffy erect nipples standing proud puppy dog eyed but im poised with pocket fental to blow in their eyes driveby style if their ugly tits get any closer