Kristen Lippert-Martin
@klipmart.bsky.social
writing, cycling, Campari & democracy (order of importance changes on a daily basis)
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s the time of year when everyone asks me what size clothing and shoes everyone else in the family wears and like a boss I simply know it all like a 12-digit encryption code
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s the time of year when everyone asks me what size clothing and shoes everyone else in the family wears and like a boss I simply know it all like a 12-digit encryption code
Is he gone yet?
Could he be gone today, please?
Could he be gone today, please?
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Is he gone yet?
Could he be gone today, please?
Could he be gone today, please?
Did not expect my hometown of Oneida NY to feature so prominently* in “Death by Lightning”!
*prominently in the LOL sense
*prominently in the LOL sense
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Did not expect my hometown of Oneida NY to feature so prominently* in “Death by Lightning”!
*prominently in the LOL sense
*prominently in the LOL sense
Time for Halloween chocolate!
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Time for Halloween chocolate!
I have a theory that every piece of Halloween Laffy Taffy you consume stays in your body forever like a gooey bezoar.
No, this doesn’t stop me from eating it. 🎃👻💀
No, this doesn’t stop me from eating it. 🎃👻💀
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have a theory that every piece of Halloween Laffy Taffy you consume stays in your body forever like a gooey bezoar.
No, this doesn’t stop me from eating it. 🎃👻💀
No, this doesn’t stop me from eating it. 🎃👻💀
On Wednesdays we wear pink (toe beans)
October 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
On Wednesdays we wear pink (toe beans)
The words “stocking” and “stuffer” appeared in an email I just received
Man, come on! I haven’t even bought any candy corn yet!
Man, come on! I haven’t even bought any candy corn yet!
September 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The words “stocking” and “stuffer” appeared in an email I just received
Man, come on! I haven’t even bought any candy corn yet!
Man, come on! I haven’t even bought any candy corn yet!
Boy oh boy when you tell the algorithms that you like cat pix, you’re gonna get some damn cat pix
September 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Boy oh boy when you tell the algorithms that you like cat pix, you’re gonna get some damn cat pix
Incredible to think these footprints across my bedspread are from the Triassic Period!
66 million years ago, some creature walked across this expanse of blanket on its way to getting more comfortable elsewhere.
Just incredible that they’ve been preserved from the elements for so long! #cats
66 million years ago, some creature walked across this expanse of blanket on its way to getting more comfortable elsewhere.
Just incredible that they’ve been preserved from the elements for so long! #cats
August 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Incredible to think these footprints across my bedspread are from the Triassic Period!
66 million years ago, some creature walked across this expanse of blanket on its way to getting more comfortable elsewhere.
Just incredible that they’ve been preserved from the elements for so long! #cats
66 million years ago, some creature walked across this expanse of blanket on its way to getting more comfortable elsewhere.
Just incredible that they’ve been preserved from the elements for so long! #cats
I have to carry a bunch of heavy boxes while going down the stairs in a moment. I hope the cats are rested up and ready to get in my way.
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I have to carry a bunch of heavy boxes while going down the stairs in a moment. I hope the cats are rested up and ready to get in my way.
My new dream job is writing those short, uplifting biographies & updates about sassy rescue elephants.
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My new dream job is writing those short, uplifting biographies & updates about sassy rescue elephants.
This is the time on Friday when I open a bottle of Prosecco, pour a glass, and then crush the foil I took off the cork into a wee ball for my cat to play with
July 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the time on Friday when I open a bottle of Prosecco, pour a glass, and then crush the foil I took off the cork into a wee ball for my cat to play with
Just think of all the time and energy that man has stolen from our lives
June 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just think of all the time and energy that man has stolen from our lives
A year ago! It was a simpler time!
June 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A year ago! It was a simpler time!
I still can’t get over the fact that I have to do laundry AGAIN
June 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I still can’t get over the fact that I have to do laundry AGAIN
I had two heroes as a child: Henry Winkler & Mark Hamill and OH MY GOD, I had good taste as a kid!
June 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I had two heroes as a child: Henry Winkler & Mark Hamill and OH MY GOD, I had good taste as a kid!
I hope “opening a giant bottle of Prosecco and spraying the crowd with it” is a course they teach every young rider because you’re at a huge disadvantage otherwise. #giroditalia2025
May 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I hope “opening a giant bottle of Prosecco and spraying the crowd with it” is a course they teach every young rider because you’re at a huge disadvantage otherwise. #giroditalia2025
I’m not saying I watch cycling just for the winner’s tears but wow, the way these guys turn themselves inside out, leaving their guts and heart on the road is nothing short of magnificent! #giroditalia2025
May 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m not saying I watch cycling just for the winner’s tears but wow, the way these guys turn themselves inside out, leaving their guts and heart on the road is nothing short of magnificent! #giroditalia2025
Sure, sure you think you’re cool but do you have brandy snifters with your initials on them?
May 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sure, sure you think you’re cool but do you have brandy snifters with your initials on them?
Nothing warms my heart on my birthday like automated messages from various corporate entities!
May 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nothing warms my heart on my birthday like automated messages from various corporate entities!
Until I got on IG I did not know something about myself: I will watch any goddamn thing relating to baby donkeys
May 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Until I got on IG I did not know something about myself: I will watch any goddamn thing relating to baby donkeys
Italy showing off once again during this #giroditalia Wow 😍
May 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Italy showing off once again during this #giroditalia Wow 😍
Looks like there’s a new pope for my MIL to meet!
I believe she’s met 3 popes so far, which is more than some heads of state ever meet.
I guess that’s where the saying comes from: Never underestimate the wily pope-meeting ways of a catholic lady from Brooklyn.
I believe she’s met 3 popes so far, which is more than some heads of state ever meet.
I guess that’s where the saying comes from: Never underestimate the wily pope-meeting ways of a catholic lady from Brooklyn.
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Looks like there’s a new pope for my MIL to meet!
I believe she’s met 3 popes so far, which is more than some heads of state ever meet.
I guess that’s where the saying comes from: Never underestimate the wily pope-meeting ways of a catholic lady from Brooklyn.
I believe she’s met 3 popes so far, which is more than some heads of state ever meet.
I guess that’s where the saying comes from: Never underestimate the wily pope-meeting ways of a catholic lady from Brooklyn.