mark gruffalo
@kleptoplasterer.bsky.social
In a rich man's house there is nowhere to spit but his face.
Dave doing his best George W. Bush impression.
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dave doing his best George W. Bush impression.
I was really doing better before I knew just how many truly awful people were in the world.
July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I was really doing better before I knew just how many truly awful people were in the world.
And the thing about dragons is, classically, once they take your gold they don't give it back.
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
And the thing about dragons is, classically, once they take your gold they don't give it back.
Watch out for Luco, she's a smiling assassin
July 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Watch out for Luco, she's a smiling assassin
Born in Nigeria but just nodded along when Dutton went full racist with his African gangs bile.
June 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Born in Nigeria but just nodded along when Dutton went full racist with his African gangs bile.
I thought that was Ed Begley, Jr. in drag on the left at first.
June 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I thought that was Ed Begley, Jr. in drag on the left at first.
Sounds like a win either way.
June 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sounds like a win either way.
"Hey social media you need to come up with a way to make sure the underaged can't use your platform."
"Sorry it's too hard."
"OK cool you can't operate in this country then."
"W-wait... "
"Sorry it's too hard."
"OK cool you can't operate in this country then."
"W-wait... "
June 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Hey social media you need to come up with a way to make sure the underaged can't use your platform."
"Sorry it's too hard."
"OK cool you can't operate in this country then."
"W-wait... "
"Sorry it's too hard."
"OK cool you can't operate in this country then."
"W-wait... "
"Look we're sorry a chainsaw-wielding maniac cut your arm off. Here's a pack of Panadol. Now we'd like to announce we're cutting the red tape around chainsaw access that has been holding our state back for too long."
June 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Look we're sorry a chainsaw-wielding maniac cut your arm off. Here's a pack of Panadol. Now we'd like to announce we're cutting the red tape around chainsaw access that has been holding our state back for too long."
Attention is a horse race. Always back the one called "Self Interest".
June 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Attention is a horse race. Always back the one called "Self Interest".
The Establishment wing of the Democratic Party has to die.
June 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Establishment wing of the Democratic Party has to die.
Super interesting how many people love to eat two-week old tacos.
June 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Super interesting how many people love to eat two-week old tacos.
Driver complaining about traffic.
June 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Driver complaining about traffic.
I wondered what the baddies from Moonwalker were doing now.
June 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I wondered what the baddies from Moonwalker were doing now.
I am rock hard right now.
June 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I am rock hard right now.
Along the same lines as the permanent hold message "we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes..."
June 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Along the same lines as the permanent hold message "we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes..."