[me leaving a bank wearing a trenchcoat and a solid gold bar falls out] sorry I’m Hispanic

You know your city has a well funded public works department when they break out the zero turn with a cab to mow a 5' strip of grass between the curb and their parking lot.

Future generations will think Red Lobster is just an oddly named biscuit company.

MLB needs to have a ten am game every holiday and weekend day. Coffee and baseball go well together.