That’s fucking right. I’d also note that you wouldn’t have to worry about it if you and the rest of the MAGA cult would just stop breaking the goddamned law.
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That’s fucking right. I’d also note that you wouldn’t have to worry about it if you and the rest of the MAGA cult would just stop breaking the goddamned law.
On the contrary, that’s apparently exactly what they’re designed to do.
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
On the contrary, that’s apparently exactly what they’re designed to do.
I know it’s not the point, but I thought Kegstand said no more beardos in the military.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know it’s not the point, but I thought Kegstand said no more beardos in the military.
On the other hand, they’ve introduced the bounce pass as an option, at least if you play for the Rams.
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
On the other hand, they’ve introduced the bounce pass as an option, at least if you play for the Rams.
Wow, Trump must be mentioned even more than we thought!
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wow, Trump must be mentioned even more than we thought!
Excited to read his live tweets about the attack plans.
December 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Excited to read his live tweets about the attack plans.
Wow, Trump’s name must be all over these files if they need more time to redact it.
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wow, Trump’s name must be all over these files if they need more time to redact it.
Why say “exaggerations and misleading statements” when you could just say “lies”? It’s shorter and more accurate. I guess if you wanted to add a flourish, you could say “obvious lies.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why say “exaggerations and misleading statements” when you could just say “lies”? It’s shorter and more accurate. I guess if you wanted to add a flourish, you could say “obvious lies.”
But what if the cookies are right next to the crudite?
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
But what if the cookies are right next to the crudite?