"U.S. opens new concentration camp. Also, Barbies might become more expensive."

Jesus Christ.

Had to look up the correct spelling of ‘Sarlacc Pit’ while texting my family a progress report on the pumpkin pie I’m baking for our Thanksgiving meal.

Roses are red,
Mountains have crests…

Just caught the end of a radio story on The International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women. The journalist asked her guest if she thought Trump would prioritize efforts to end such violence. Kudos to their professionalism for not laughing at the question.

I told a coworker that I split my pants while swinging a sledgehammer in a rage room, and now I have a new office decoration.

Last night while driving I scanned the local radio to see what I could catch and came across a few gems I hadn't heard in quite a while, including:

Linus & Lucy by Vince Guaraldi
Convoy by C. M. McCall
Classical Gas by Mason Williams

When I pulled up at home, I was belting Come On Eileen.