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soon to be the first bovidae astronaut to clod hooves on the moon. one small step for artiodactyla, one giant leap for capra kind. #firstgoatinspace2027
used this the other day on a maggat. they stuttered and mumbled like elon explaining to rogan that social security is a ponzi scheme
April 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
all i know, there will be no posturing from me, i have to strike first if i want to survive. 😂
March 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
wow! that is slick. that’s gold! thank you 🫡
March 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
dunno if this is true but my karate trainer said your first strike go for the knee joint. it’s easy to break and the guy is focused on your upper body so you can get in a good position to get a good ankle to buckle his leg. again, dunno if that is true. makes sense though
March 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
they need to get a firearm too. i’m way left and tell my liberal friends all the time. buy one throw it in a safe and forget about it, but know it’s there if you need it.
March 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
nah, that’s too humane.
December 7, 2024 at 7:24 AM
if he would do ket in a hot tub i wonder what activity he’d do on salvia?

cause of people like him we can’t have nice things.
December 7, 2024 at 6:44 AM
yeah, we got enough bad press with that friends dude last year. just leave us to our k-holes and move along please.
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
thank you!
July 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM