Kleene Algebra Cow
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Palladium, protium and high speed ethernet.
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One day you wake up and realize that you do 100% of your shell scripting with chains of sed calls
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
One day you wake up and realize that you do 100% of your shell scripting with chains of sed calls
This is a great innovation for keeping an eye out for trick-or-treaters
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is a great innovation for keeping an eye out for trick-or-treaters
Turns out the cat foot dispenser has a dependency on us-east-1. My network admin is on top of things
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Turns out the cat foot dispenser has a dependency on us-east-1. My network admin is on top of things
California when it rains
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
California when it rains
I should probably clean this up at some point
July 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I should probably clean this up at some point
LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is worse than the original LEGO star wars in the same way that Monster Hunter Wilds is worse than Monster Hunter World
July 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is worse than the original LEGO star wars in the same way that Monster Hunter Wilds is worse than Monster Hunter World
"never skim coat your wall" to the tune of "never kill yourself"
July 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"never skim coat your wall" to the tune of "never kill yourself"
I had not thought about pages per second throughput as a printer feature when I bought mine, but as I queue up a 300 page print job and watch how long it's taking to spool, maybe I should have
June 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I had not thought about pages per second throughput as a printer feature when I bought mine, but as I queue up a 300 page print job and watch how long it's taking to spool, maybe I should have
Bracing to watch someone else have their "I'll never fly you bastards again" moment in the spirit airlines boarding line and know that someday that will be me too and I'll be free
April 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Bracing to watch someone else have their "I'll never fly you bastards again" moment in the spirit airlines boarding line and know that someday that will be me too and I'll be free
There is nothing I want less than this
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
There is nothing I want less than this
uh, yes? That's kind of how taxes work
March 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
uh, yes? That's kind of how taxes work
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we used to respect the computer
February 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
we used to respect the computer
I'm editing some documentation right now and I definitely did not just describe the recording of the training session as "the meeting VOD"
February 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm editing some documentation right now and I definitely did not just describe the recording of the training session as "the meeting VOD"
gregtech: new horizons voltage tiers and infiniband data rates have got to be named by the same person
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
gregtech: new horizons voltage tiers and infiniband data rates have got to be named by the same person
Watching the first harry potter and the traps seem so silly. "Let's play chess!" "here's a plant from first year herbology?" why do they not simply protect the sorcerer's stone with public key cryptography?
January 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Watching the first harry potter and the traps seem so silly. "Let's play chess!" "here's a plant from first year herbology?" why do they not simply protect the sorcerer's stone with public key cryptography?
I've found myself using "twitter" as a generic name for this kind of social media site since the rebrand
- X is a twitter
- Bluesky is a twitter
- Threads is a twitter
- etc.
- X is a twitter
- Bluesky is a twitter
- Threads is a twitter
- etc.
January 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I've found myself using "twitter" as a generic name for this kind of social media site since the rebrand
- X is a twitter
- Bluesky is a twitter
- Threads is a twitter
- etc.
- X is a twitter
- Bluesky is a twitter
- Threads is a twitter
- etc.
The guy sitting next to me on this flight paid $8 for in-flight wifi to watch a live candlestick graph of $QUBT the entire hour and fifteen minutes we were airborn
December 18, 2024 at 4:34 PM
The guy sitting next to me on this flight paid $8 for in-flight wifi to watch a live candlestick graph of $QUBT the entire hour and fifteen minutes we were airborn
Yukon the canadian territory and UConn the university (students+staff) are almost the same population lmao
November 25, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Yukon the canadian territory and UConn the university (students+staff) are almost the same population lmao
It's possible that the book I'm reading is a little older than I thought it was
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 AM
It's possible that the book I'm reading is a little older than I thought it was
why does webfishing chat not print any word preceded by a '/', very suspicious
November 17, 2024 at 7:19 AM
why does webfishing chat not print any word preceded by a '/', very suspicious
"It's like an aquarium that moves around your house and sometimes vomits" - Chai, on having a cat
November 8, 2024 at 5:12 PM
"It's like an aquarium that moves around your house and sometimes vomits" - Chai, on having a cat
An animal that does not appreciate my fish stick prowess
November 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
An animal that does not appreciate my fish stick prowess
We keep this electrician's fish stick in the bedroom now to fish the cat's toys out from under the dressers. This happens several times a night
November 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
We keep this electrician's fish stick in the bedroom now to fish the cat's toys out from under the dressers. This happens several times a night