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Kristin Souza
@klassickristin.bsky.social
CT Cannabis Advocate, Social Media Strategist, Host of The Canna Mom Show + Cannabis Corner Radio, Board at CT Cannabis Alliance, Democrat, Feminist, Justice of the Peace, Over Caffeinated, Sarcasm is my love language , Read Books Not Memes 📚💙
Tell a friend to tell a friend. Disclaimer, this is not my event.

#50501movement #connecticut
March 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been officially entered into the “You’ve got Covid club!” for the first time and I’d like to revoke my membership. Immediately.
February 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Them: Why do YOU get picked for things?

Me: I’m loud online 🤷‍♀️

Listen, I’m not special. I just learned to network in a digital era. Am I proud of what I do? Yes. Am I special? No. I just do “self branding” obnoxiously well and it resonates because I describe myself as a conduit of information.
February 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Some of the targeted ads that Netflix and Hulu give me feel like attacks and I’m offended quite frankly.
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bill and Hillary Clinton have no poker face right now and I can’t wait for them to speak on this!
January 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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TikTok is back. Why? And what did I participate in?
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
TikTok is back. Why? And what did I participate in?
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It got weird already. I feel like that character that is both participating but also knows what’s going on. I’m scared. For real. Mock me if you want.
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’ll be wearing black as I am in mourning 😝 over losing TikTok AND CapCut 😭
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What do we think they’re talking about? 🤔
January 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
O negative. And Virgo.
January 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I think we need to start projecting New Year’s resolutions onto others. You’re a real problem. Work on that. 😉
January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Rolling into the new year like…
January 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My daughter is house sitting for someone and a bird is trapped in the house with a Golden Doodle trying to catch it. She needs to film this shit lmao
December 31, 2024 at 6:12 PM
“I thought we could communicate”. Famous last words. 🤦‍♀️
December 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Cannabis advocates acting more Prohibitionist than the soccer moms is really wild.
December 15, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I’m a judge for a cannabis something and I have a disgusting amount of edibles to consume 😝 It’s a problem that’s not a problem. 😉 #yummy
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
META is going insane deleting cannabis accounts and one of my clients was hit last night 🤦‍♀️ 😡 I am literally paid to fix this but it’s my least favorite part of the job.
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I wore a sweatshirt that says “My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed. Harboring an unspeakable terror” to the gym today. And that’s my personality in a nutshell lmao
December 6, 2024 at 8:31 PM
No lies detected
December 2, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Morning texts from @klassickristin.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣 #GenX
November 29, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I asked for a baked Mac n cheese recipe. The amount of my friends who suggested peas, ham and/or carrots in the recipe is diabolical. This is why we aren’t allowed to contribute to the cookouts beyond soda or napkins 😂
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 PM
In case gossips feel frisky, this is not about me. It’s a general and legitimate concern.

But seriously. Let’s rethink those involuntary psych holds. Are those actually legal or necessary? 🤔
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I never “went out” the night before Thanksgiving. I was a bartender and/or cocktail waitress. Damn I miss that shift! The tips right before Black Friday were chefs kiss. 💋
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM