Patrick McKeon *Chairman: Department of Redundancy Department
@klashnyc.bsky.social
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here. WARNING ⚠️ Carlin, Vonnegut, and Zappa influenced. He/Hey You! 🌈 Lotsa cussin'. Reposts (usually) = endorsement. Chillin' in Da Bronx.
I have it on good authority, from my anonymous and united sources, that the decision was done completely out of spite and jealousy. According to one unnamed staffer, tRump was heard to mutter, "They have the audacity to look better in a tux than I do. Tariff those freeloading, flightless freaks!"
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have it on good authority, from my anonymous and united sources, that the decision was done completely out of spite and jealousy. According to one unnamed staffer, tRump was heard to mutter, "They have the audacity to look better in a tux than I do. Tariff those freeloading, flightless freaks!"
February 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just in from our "Pot Meet Kettle" department:
January 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just in from our "Pot Meet Kettle" department:
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Same here. Our Pixie has had just about enough.
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Same here. Our Pixie has had just about enough.
'We don't need to hear from you, JayVee. Just sit there and try growing a real beard. Like Garfield.'
January 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
'We don't need to hear from you, JayVee. Just sit there and try growing a real beard. Like Garfield.'
The rest of TikTok World was happy to see us gone, however briefly 😆
January 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The rest of TikTok World was happy to see us gone, however briefly 😆
😁
January 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
😁
January 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I can relate 🤪
Happy Birthday, E.A.P.
Happy Birthday, E.A.P.
January 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can relate 🤪
Happy Birthday, E.A.P.
Happy Birthday, E.A.P.
🤷🏻♂️
January 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
🤷🏻♂️
The rest of the planet seemed very glad Americans were shut out, however briefly 😆
January 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The rest of the planet seemed very glad Americans were shut out, however briefly 😆
January 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'd like to congratulate Donald/Donna on his transition. You can see why it took a team
January 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'd like to congratulate Donald/Donna on his transition. You can see why it took a team
January 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They've since updated to appease the MAGAts
January 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They've since updated to appease the MAGAts
January 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not long until he's side by side with Rudolph selling slippers for Mikey "The Pillow"
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not long until he's side by side with Rudolph selling slippers for Mikey "The Pillow"
As imbecilic as that is (it'll go nowhere because... it can't be done), eMpTy Greene has just been nosed out of the lead in the Race to be Crowned Dumbest Member of Congress by Q-bert.
January 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
As imbecilic as that is (it'll go nowhere because... it can't be done), eMpTy Greene has just been nosed out of the lead in the Race to be Crowned Dumbest Member of Congress by Q-bert.
The New York Pest is a rage on par with the National Inquirer
January 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The New York Pest is a rage on par with the National Inquirer
"Is it that obvious my "crowd size" is small?"
January 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Is it that obvious my "crowd size" is small?"