David Klaffenbach
@klaffen.bsky.social
Grandfather, engineer, liberal, woke.
Ban billionaires, not books.
Import more immigrants.
Deport all the damn Nazis.
Ban billionaires, not books.
Import more immigrants.
Deport all the damn Nazis.
Nobody tell Trump. He'll make a saint out of the Nazi.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Nobody tell Trump. He'll make a saint out of the Nazi.
I wish all news articles were written this irreverently.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I wish all news articles were written this irreverently.
That's 11% cancelled, 39% delayed.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That's 11% cancelled, 39% delayed.
Must be nice to kick the pedophile out of expensive public housing. Wish we could do that. It's not enough but better than nothing.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Must be nice to kick the pedophile out of expensive public housing. Wish we could do that. It's not enough but better than nothing.
Legacy? One of the worst human beings in history and you use the word legacy?
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Legacy? One of the worst human beings in history and you use the word legacy?
Can we just ban billionaires already?
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can we just ban billionaires already?
But fortunately it is useful as a marker. If your company has a LOTR name, it's probably fascist. My apologies to Rivendell Bicycle Works, they might not be fascists.
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
But fortunately it is useful as a marker. If your company has a LOTR name, it's probably fascist. My apologies to Rivendell Bicycle Works, they might not be fascists.
You know those scenes in the war movies where they ask who won the world series last year to out the spy? Those terrify me because I don't even know who is playing in the world series right now!
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know those scenes in the war movies where they ask who won the world series last year to out the spy? Those terrify me because I don't even know who is playing in the world series right now!
What's the back story?
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What's the back story?
So you can be a billionaire and be a good human being!
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So you can be a billionaire and be a good human being!
I might have to challenge you to a duel!
(Disclaimer: I'm just happy to be arguing about something that isn't about real-life Nazis, don't take me too seriously here, obvs you can like /dislike whatever TV show you want)
(Disclaimer: I'm just happy to be arguing about something that isn't about real-life Nazis, don't take me too seriously here, obvs you can like /dislike whatever TV show you want)
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I might have to challenge you to a duel!
(Disclaimer: I'm just happy to be arguing about something that isn't about real-life Nazis, don't take me too seriously here, obvs you can like /dislike whatever TV show you want)
(Disclaimer: I'm just happy to be arguing about something that isn't about real-life Nazis, don't take me too seriously here, obvs you can like /dislike whatever TV show you want)
Don't be dissing Strange New Worlds! It has really good novelty episodes including Subspace Rhapsody (the musical one) and A Space Adventure Hour which parodies the original show, the real world development of the original show, has a murder mystery, and the most romantic scene in all Star Trek.
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Don't be dissing Strange New Worlds! It has really good novelty episodes including Subspace Rhapsody (the musical one) and A Space Adventure Hour which parodies the original show, the real world development of the original show, has a murder mystery, and the most romantic scene in all Star Trek.
I think "I have no doubt that the lawmakers care about protecting children" is giving them way too much credit.
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think "I have no doubt that the lawmakers care about protecting children" is giving them way too much credit.
Epstein touched teens too.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Epstein touched teens too.
If they really want to arrest pedophiles we all know where they can find one.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If they really want to arrest pedophiles we all know where they can find one.
Kavanaugh Detention
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kavanaugh Detention
For once I don't give a shit that an article is behind a paywall. Oh BTW, we should ban billionaires.
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
For once I don't give a shit that an article is behind a paywall. Oh BTW, we should ban billionaires.
What's tick tock?
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What's tick tock?
"novel use"? Another shitty headline.
October 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"novel use"? Another shitty headline.