kei
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mutuals u can ask for my discord
12/10/2024 💛🖤 @spicygreasy.bsky.social
mutuals u can ask for my discord
12/10/2024 💛🖤 @spicygreasy.bsky.social
ooooooohhhhjjjhhjjjjjggggg massive flare up .................... everything hurt
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
ooooooohhhhjjjhhjjjjjggggg massive flare up .................... everything hurt
they need to make a rubbing alcohol scent that isn't bad for you because that might be my favorite smell ever
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
they need to make a rubbing alcohol scent that isn't bad for you because that might be my favorite smell ever
this is about to sound like gibberish but whenever I'm playing warframe and using xoris and lowkey blow it up right in my face it feels like green shelling urself in mario kart
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
this is about to sound like gibberish but whenever I'm playing warframe and using xoris and lowkey blow it up right in my face it feels like green shelling urself in mario kart
Reposted by kei
whoever designed the freezer door that only stays open if you are actively physically holding it open has either never used a freezer or is simply an asshole
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
whoever designed the freezer door that only stays open if you are actively physically holding it open has either never used a freezer or is simply an asshole
being a lesbian is fucking awesome because the toothpaste tube isn't ever absolutely fucking disgusting
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
being a lesbian is fucking awesome because the toothpaste tube isn't ever absolutely fucking disgusting
guys i love my wife GUYS did u know my wife is perfect @spicygreasy.bsky.social i love you did you know that I'm in love with you
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
guys i love my wife GUYS did u know my wife is perfect @spicygreasy.bsky.social i love you did you know that I'm in love with you
my nana said she was making garlic bread (which she hasn't made in like 10 years) and i then discovered this translated to mixing jarred minced garlic with butter and leaving the mixture next to some plain bread on the counter (not garlic bread)
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
my nana said she was making garlic bread (which she hasn't made in like 10 years) and i then discovered this translated to mixing jarred minced garlic with butter and leaving the mixture next to some plain bread on the counter (not garlic bread)
why does youtube think i want to listen to mgk and TOM MACDONALD???????
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
why does youtube think i want to listen to mgk and TOM MACDONALD???????
listening to taylor swift is like eating a mouthful of raw flour
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
listening to taylor swift is like eating a mouthful of raw flour
lowkey why did randy's tweenwave song kinda go hard
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
lowkey why did randy's tweenwave song kinda go hard
as soon as i learn somebody likes kill karl they become significantly less scary to me
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
as soon as i learn somebody likes kill karl they become significantly less scary to me
most sparkling water really sits there and whispers in your ear like "oh you want carbonated baking soda water that maybe sat in the vague presence of a bowl of strawberries in the other room for a few minutes"
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
most sparkling water really sits there and whispers in your ear like "oh you want carbonated baking soda water that maybe sat in the vague presence of a bowl of strawberries in the other room for a few minutes"
remembering that one time a substitute teacher very very loudly yelled at me for "talking while he was talking" while i was talking TO HIM
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
remembering that one time a substitute teacher very very loudly yelled at me for "talking while he was talking" while i was talking TO HIM
i love ...,.,.,... . mmy wife ...........
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i love ...,.,.,... . mmy wife ...........
when i was younger i had exactly one (1) friend that would agree to play any video games with me except whenever I'd win she would get really mad and pouty about it until i started intentionally losing lol
October 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
when i was younger i had exactly one (1) friend that would agree to play any video games with me except whenever I'd win she would get really mad and pouty about it until i started intentionally losing lol
pms is so stupid because what do you fucking MEAN it feels like the end of the world just Because my hormones silently whispered it to my brain and for no other reason
October 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
pms is so stupid because what do you fucking MEAN it feels like the end of the world just Because my hormones silently whispered it to my brain and for no other reason
staying off social media is so difficult dude it makes me feel so pathetic
October 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
staying off social media is so difficult dude it makes me feel so pathetic
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girl are u a bottle of 32-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/hair spray/wiper fluid....... cuz u mean Everything to me
November 2, 2024 at 12:58 AM
girl are u a bottle of 32-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/hair spray/wiper fluid....... cuz u mean Everything to me
Reposted by kei
Reposted by kei
as a child u spend so much time trying to balance the lightswitch between on and off just to discover as an adult it'll randomly balance itself there when ur in a bad mood trying to turn the light off
November 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
as a child u spend so much time trying to balance the lightswitch between on and off just to discover as an adult it'll randomly balance itself there when ur in a bad mood trying to turn the light off
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sorry for being serious again but just for the record i am absolutely judging if u put nsfw directly into promosky
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
sorry for being serious again but just for the record i am absolutely judging if u put nsfw directly into promosky
fyi. go fucking easy on these apparently
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
fyi. go fucking easy on these apparently
ilovemywifeilovemywifeilovemywifeilovemywifeilovemywife
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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