KKBrain
@kkbrain.bsky.social
Engineer, maker, geek.
He/him/his, etc.
I support humanity and empathy.
Banner pic is Blaze and Ella Mae.
He/him/his, etc.
I support humanity and empathy.
Banner pic is Blaze and Ella Mae.
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KKBrain
@kkbrain.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Autocorrect sicks duck.
I'm in the grocery store marking in sharpie every jar of "Real Mayonnaise" with the word "FORGERY!"
May 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm in the grocery store marking in sharpie every jar of "Real Mayonnaise" with the word "FORGERY!"
I just realized, if Canada were to become part of the US, Justin Trudeau could run for president. He's more popular than trump.
March 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I just realized, if Canada were to become part of the US, Justin Trudeau could run for president. He's more popular than trump.
... and this little Frenchman cried "Oui oui oui" all the way home.
March 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
... and this little Frenchman cried "Oui oui oui" all the way home.
I'm not nearly as popular as I appear.
February 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm not nearly as popular as I appear.
New strategy:
Take the bathroom scale out of the bathroom and put it in front of the fridge.
Take the bathroom scale out of the bathroom and put it in front of the fridge.
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
New strategy:
Take the bathroom scale out of the bathroom and put it in front of the fridge.
Take the bathroom scale out of the bathroom and put it in front of the fridge.
X, also known as Twitter, is suppressing posts about Maine coons cats, for some reason.
January 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
X, also known as Twitter, is suppressing posts about Maine coons cats, for some reason.
I survived Friday the 13th.
December 15, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I survived Friday the 13th.
Lead with a joke; follow up with a brutal takedown of their misconceptions.
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Lead with a joke; follow up with a brutal takedown of their misconceptions.
Autocorrect sicks duck.
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Autocorrect sicks duck.
Sure, Bluesky is up and running, but I won't consider it complete until I have at least 300 Korean THOTbots following me.
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Sure, Bluesky is up and running, but I won't consider it complete until I have at least 300 Korean THOTbots following me.
The big, unnecessarily ornate dinner is almost ready. Preparing for grievous damage to my arteries...
November 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
The big, unnecessarily ornate dinner is almost ready. Preparing for grievous damage to my arteries...
RFK Jr sounds like he has a frog in his throat.
Maybe he swallowed the frog to catch the worm.
Maybe he swallowed the frog to catch the worm.
November 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
RFK Jr sounds like he has a frog in his throat.
Maybe he swallowed the frog to catch the worm.
Maybe he swallowed the frog to catch the worm.
I'm pretty sure that worm is driving RFK Jr like Ratatouille.
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I'm pretty sure that worm is driving RFK Jr like Ratatouille.
"Elon won't go home."
November 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
"Elon won't go home."