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Lyrics, slogans, and other pop culture tidbits, recast in the style of 1611 King James Bible. #religion #comedy #parody #irreverent #kjv #kjvbible #scripture
"For the invisible light of gimel had shone round about him, and through him, and imparted in him the strength of many men… So Bruce, having grown great in stature and full of wrath, burst forth and cried out, The Immensity smasheth!" —2 Judges 6:16
"Bruce Becomes the Immensity", Gustave Doré, 1866
"Bruce Becomes the Immensity", Gustave Doré, 1866
April 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"For the invisible light of gimel had shone round about him, and through him, and imparted in him the strength of many men… So Bruce, having grown great in stature and full of wrath, burst forth and cried out, The Immensity smasheth!" —2 Judges 6:16
"Bruce Becomes the Immensity", Gustave Doré, 1866
"Bruce Becomes the Immensity", Gustave Doré, 1866
"They beheld a man dancing for the people at the temple gate... artful in all manner of moves, even the whip, and the nae nae, and the stanky leg. And seeing that he was dope, they gave the man two shekels…" —2 Acts 3:7-8.
("St. Peter and St. John Encounter a Street Performer", Gustave Doré, 1866.)
("St. Peter and St. John Encounter a Street Performer", Gustave Doré, 1866.)
April 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"They beheld a man dancing for the people at the temple gate... artful in all manner of moves, even the whip, and the nae nae, and the stanky leg. And seeing that he was dope, they gave the man two shekels…" —2 Acts 3:7-8.
("St. Peter and St. John Encounter a Street Performer", Gustave Doré, 1866.)
("St. Peter and St. John Encounter a Street Performer", Gustave Doré, 1866.)