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Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
@kjvincent1979.bsky.social
Gay, IT and sci-fi geek

Norwich
Dear Fairy liquid

Bubbles do not wash dishes. They are from a foaming agent, like in shampoo, to make us think it is doing something. Industrial cleaners have less, as it coats things

I've also had soft hands from doing dishes, only grease and wrinkles
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A place in the sun, with a 3 pin socket that has scorch marks on 2 pins. UK style socket, in line with light socket, so have they just plugged that into the light mains?

Surely you'd tidy up the shit in the rooms and replace socket before TV show?
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh a therapist who will help you to find your better self

#betterhelp

I'd just want to not feel like killing myself. My better self can get to fuck
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stupid online rules for surgery enquiries

They have to be accessible during certain hours. So ours stops you logging a query outside those hours. Query could sit there till ne t day but u can't even make one

A case of if they turn off coms, no message, no issue
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Thought we had gotten a second post

No, some twits putting a reform leaflet through the door
a man wearing sunglasses says " leeet 's get stupid " on the screen
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November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I've just taken a shit whilst doing my asda shopping

Fortunately, it's an online shop today
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
1 3/4 hours to work this morning. Usually takes 50 but roadworks and broken down bus on a47

Drive home was horrible in pissing rain and avoiding standing water in the dark

Now I'm home, I feel lurgy so lemsip and bed
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If you think this is bad, try morrisons "cup of tea" aka me dunking a teabag in a mug of limescaley water for a couple of quid
Marks and Spencer criticised for selling two slices of bread for £4.50 | Money blog
Marks and Spencer is selling two slices of bread, specifically its Spanish Pan de Cristal product, for up to £4.50. Money reporter Jess Sharp brings you this and the rest of today's consumer and perso...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tonight Matthew, I'll be getting my head read. #ct
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November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What a waste of time and money

If you don't like kids being told the truth about santa, don't lie to them. They'll find out eventually. Same with the mystic sky fairy

By all means have Christmas as an enjoyable and exciting time but this is a pathetic investigation
Investigation into complaints primary school teacher 'told pupils Santa isn't real' concludes
Aberdeen City Council said "families can be assured" that learnings have been shared with Greenbrae School staff to "help navigate sensitive discussions".
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November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Awful #skynews reporting

It is not illegal to splash a pedestrian. You can't get prosecuted for an offence that isn't on the statute books

As noted, you can get done on due care, but the way the picture is presented and article written is total rubbish

You can't get done for eating at wheel
Four surprising car offences that could cost you thousands | Money blog
As the autumn rain and darker evenings set in, there are some common driving habits you'll want to avoid or risk thousands in fines. Read this and stick with us as Money feature writer Brad Young brin...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
Sleeping beauty probably had a yeast infection laying in bed for years, she didn’t get up once to wash her pussy!
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Reposted by Kevin comes once a year, ho ho ho
Fireworks have now been a daily occurrence for the last fortnight and our 1 year old puppy is really suffering (we're not doing much better). Please sign petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... .
Petition: Limit the sale of fireworks to those running local council approved events only
Ban the sale of fireworks to the general public to minimise the harm caused to vulnerable people and animals. Defenceless animals can die from the distress caused by fireworks. I believe that permitt...
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November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why does strictly perpetuate the lie that results is on a Sunday and not pre recorded on sat?

If it were on a sun, strictly spoiler would not be 100% accurate
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Woman on alien invasion film. Puts seatbelt on as she is driving away from building they are blowing up

Erm, I'd bother
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The wildfire episode of game of thrones
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October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I do enjoy #trafficcops with the documentary aspect and attractive cops
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He got paid to leave as he was going to disruption the process? Can't border force just stick him on the plane and didn't he try to get back to the prison several times?
Politics latest: Starmer facing Badenoch at PMQs; Deported migrant sex offender given £500 to leave UK
The prime minister is taking questions in the Commons. It comes after the government confirmed that Hadush Kebatu was given money in order to ease his deportation.
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October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oh hell, emotions just hit like a truck. Months of being ok then seeing something on tv set me off

Usually I'm fine watching that
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Is there any way to block america related posts enmase?
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October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don't give a fuck what age she was and her apparent immaturity as a result

2 people still dead. Are they any less dead because she was young?

Should serve the same length of sentence as they are, rest of her life
TikTok influencer Mahek Bukhari has double crash murder sentence reduced
The Court of Appeal says Mahek Bukhari's sentence did not take into account her young age.
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October 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM