KJ Shepherd
@kjshepherd.bsky.social
NYT #1 Bestseller. Grammy nominee. Your butch aunt. they them etc etc
Writing: keegan.substack.com
Also writing: keeganshepherd.com
Writing: keegan.substack.com
Also writing: keeganshepherd.com
I am going to be so for real right now, I did not even know they brought back no kings but I'm not going to see what the dweebs on this dork platform are fighting about
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am going to be so for real right now, I did not even know they brought back no kings but I'm not going to see what the dweebs on this dork platform are fighting about
"Post you from a Different Era"
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Post you from a Different Era"
you know people make fun of Lauren Bacall for the decaf coffee ads but, as a busy woman with a distinctive husky voice who can also down six cups of coffee easy, I cannot give her shit for shilling high point
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you know people make fun of Lauren Bacall for the decaf coffee ads but, as a busy woman with a distinctive husky voice who can also down six cups of coffee easy, I cannot give her shit for shilling high point
The same energy as "Actually Romantic"
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The same energy as "Actually Romantic"
happy acktober one and all.
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
happy acktober one and all.
Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?
September 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?
Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?
but also happy weekend y'all
September 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
but also happy weekend y'all
Happy weekend y'all
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Happy weekend y'all
Good night from me and Columbo
September 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Good night from me and Columbo
I want to see YOU at @ifccenter.bsky.social this Monday for I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING! Monday 9/22 at 7pm
It's queer! It's CanCon! It's about the meaning of unrequited romance and artistic disrespect and whether any of that matters!
🎟️: www.ifccenter.com/films/ive-he...
It's queer! It's CanCon! It's about the meaning of unrequited romance and artistic disrespect and whether any of that matters!
🎟️: www.ifccenter.com/films/ive-he...
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I want to see YOU at @ifccenter.bsky.social this Monday for I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING! Monday 9/22 at 7pm
It's queer! It's CanCon! It's about the meaning of unrequited romance and artistic disrespect and whether any of that matters!
🎟️: www.ifccenter.com/films/ive-he...
It's queer! It's CanCon! It's about the meaning of unrequited romance and artistic disrespect and whether any of that matters!
🎟️: www.ifccenter.com/films/ive-he...
wow you really showed them lady
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
wow you really showed them lady
Y'all got herpes at the Ren Faire, do not even try me
September 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Y'all got herpes at the Ren Faire, do not even try me
If--IF--I am asked to perform at the Olympics in figure skating--IF, could happen--I am convinced there's no better choice for the short program
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If--IF--I am asked to perform at the Olympics in figure skating--IF, could happen--I am convinced there's no better choice for the short program
Inside you there are two wolves
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
hear me out HEAR ME OUT
September 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
hear me out HEAR ME OUT
Good night but also hey
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Good night but also hey
I have spent the better part of a decade making podcasts and nearly another decade listening to them. I assure you the money I have made off of all of it is enough to say "I made money doing this" but not much more. Jeanine Wright is a stupid cunt and I can't be any more graceful about it.
September 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have spent the better part of a decade making podcasts and nearly another decade listening to them. I assure you the money I have made off of all of it is enough to say "I made money doing this" but not much more. Jeanine Wright is a stupid cunt and I can't be any more graceful about it.
this has been in my head for three days
September 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this has been in my head for three days
journalists would rather reinvent a parody of an <everyday feminism> cartoon from 2016 than suggest a fat-faced bitch is also a war criminal
September 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
journalists would rather reinvent a parody of an <everyday feminism> cartoon from 2016 than suggest a fat-faced bitch is also a war criminal