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@kjpblu.bsky.social
A proud 🇨🇦. Come for the snark, stay for the poutine. #ElbowsUp
Umm … let me guess, about 90 deals? Lol.
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July 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Umm … let me guess, about 90 deals? Lol.
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Wrote Art of the Deal? Lol.
My bet is he’s never even read Art of the Deal!
My bet is he’s never even read Art of the Deal!
July 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Wrote Art of the Deal? Lol.
My bet is he’s never even read Art of the Deal!
My bet is he’s never even read Art of the Deal!
And this President always follows the law …
July 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
And this President always follows the law …
Dear Lord! Wake me up when the 🍊 💩 is gone.
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July 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Dear Lord! Wake me up when the 🍊 💩 is gone.
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Deeply concerned, but ultimately in favour. It's like watching reruns of Cheers.
Sorry for the superfluous 'u' eh. 😜
Happy Canada Day! #StrongAndFree 🇨🇦
Sorry for the superfluous 'u' eh. 😜
Happy Canada Day! #StrongAndFree 🇨🇦
July 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Deeply concerned, but ultimately in favour. It's like watching reruns of Cheers.
Sorry for the superfluous 'u' eh. 😜
Happy Canada Day! #StrongAndFree 🇨🇦
Sorry for the superfluous 'u' eh. 😜
Happy Canada Day! #StrongAndFree 🇨🇦
Correct answer? Nope. Sorry eh.
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June 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Correct answer? Nope. Sorry eh.
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The deal with Canada 🇨🇦 is in the bag!
Oh wait, breaking news … not so much.
lol.
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Oh wait, breaking news … not so much.
lol.
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June 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The deal with Canada 🇨🇦 is in the bag!
Oh wait, breaking news … not so much.
lol.
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Oh wait, breaking news … not so much.
lol.
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Confirmed. No shits given.
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June 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Confirmed. No shits given.
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Or … don’t log on. 😢
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June 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Or … don’t log on. 😢
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Nothing like a good old fashion flag erection.
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June 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nothing like a good old fashion flag erection.
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Two predictions:
1. The phones (if they happen) will be made in China.
2. Bankruptcy #7.
You’re welcome. 🇨🇦
1. The phones (if they happen) will be made in China.
2. Bankruptcy #7.
You’re welcome. 🇨🇦
June 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Two predictions:
1. The phones (if they happen) will be made in China.
2. Bankruptcy #7.
You’re welcome. 🇨🇦
1. The phones (if they happen) will be made in China.
2. Bankruptcy #7.
You’re welcome. 🇨🇦
🎶 The Spinners:
I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died
When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too
But how I cried over losing you
I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died
When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too
But how I cried over losing you
June 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
🎶 The Spinners:
I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died
When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too
But how I cried over losing you
I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died
When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too
But how I cried over losing you
June 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Serious question, is that the hand X used to give daddy a black eye? A strong left!
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Serious question, is that the hand X used to give daddy a black eye? A strong left!
This has a NASCAR, can't look away, crack-up feel to it.
a group of cars are racing on a race track and one of them is crashing .
ALT: a group of cars are racing on a race track and one of them is crashing .
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June 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This has a NASCAR, can't look away, crack-up feel to it.
He's up to the second knuckle in his west wing.
June 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He's up to the second knuckle in his west wing.
I cantaloupe, I'm already married. 😜
June 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I cantaloupe, I'm already married. 😜
Probably discussing custody of Mrs. Miller. 🤔
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Probably discussing custody of Mrs. Miller. 🤔
And Shatner was the *true* Canadian. Musk just used Canada to illegally enter the US.
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June 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And Shatner was the *true* Canadian. Musk just used Canada to illegally enter the US.
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Don’t send him back to Canada. 😠 We don’t want him.
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June 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Don’t send him back to Canada. 😠 We don’t want him.
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Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?
Asking for a friend.
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Asking for a friend.
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May 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?
Asking for a friend.
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Asking for a friend.
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Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?
Asking for a friend.
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Asking for a friend.
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May 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?
Asking for a friend.
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Asking for a friend.
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Snowflakes … all of them!
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May 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Snowflakes … all of them!
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Our final offer.
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dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
ALT: dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
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May 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Our final offer.
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