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🥤Enjoyer of things
🐖Maker of holy crap room, Mario Remash, etc.
🥐Unhinged rambling & silly aliens here
🍰Not always SFW but often is (18+ please)
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kjolt @kjolt.wiki · Feb 7
UPDATED PINNED DIRECTORY

Neocity containing links to most of my stuff: kjolt947.neocities.org
Toyhouse for character info: toyhou.se/kjolt947/cha...
Wiki for detailed documents of my projects:
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Strawpage for questions/doodles: kjolt947.straw.page
Kjolt947's good corner!
kjolt947.neocities.org
not one of the 103,000 people who watched my grilled chicken ytp noticed the cleverly hidden smozy cameo
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 AM
who the fuck schedules a work meeting for 10 pm
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
video editing went okay www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKt...
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
video editing is going okay i’m becoming slightly more immune to hearing my grating voice
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
funniest shit ive ever seen
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
why do these videos even exist

dont get me wrong these things deserve to be humiliated and shamed but you should probably have some direct involvement with their side of the internet to have something meaningful to say instead of retelling them for views 800 times like yo mama jokes
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
people will hunt me down in comment sections and reply with references to my videos. im not even joking this is lowkey terrifying
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
i finally played and finished half life 1 i think this is the best video game they ever made
January 9, 2026 at 8:52 AM
would it be insane if i said i kinda like the mario tennis roster better than the mario kart world roster

it's got chain chomp and blooper therefore
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
and yes my thread earlier critiquing minecraft changing the animals is partially me being peeved that i have to go back and do a ton of things for mario remash

FINE MOJANG i’ll make small versions of all the animals. but how do i turn a yellow cube into a yoshi
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
my first impressions of that minecraft snapshot is. ok fine but some of it REALLY needs work

the rabbit’s head didn’t need to become taller. the baby sheep and cows look very scuffed. i noticed they care about pixel scaling and conventional cuteness way more than we do and that’s not great imo
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by kjolt
Papping about at the speed of sound~

A little Abigail I made for the supporters on my Discord.

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January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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have a preview of confectress' half-finished boss music for tunnel game (it's somewhat festive)
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This is how twitter users sound when complaining about Bluesky
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
i picked up an offer for a shift today only to wake up to extreme dizziness. this is gonna be an awesome day
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
i can always tell if someone likes their own comment to boost it so i make sure to dislike it every time to cancel it out
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
nvm i did it
i oughta make a custom handle with my website but i don’t know hoooow!
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Wiggling Your Wiener
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ever wake up from one of those sleeps where you just got too deep in it and you feel like you just narrowly came back from your consciousness melting away and accepting death
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
i oughta make a custom handle with my website but i don’t know hoooow!
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Secret Santa for @orbitaldot.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
dark oak (this is just a recolour of oak wood but it's okay because that's what lazy mojang did too)
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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DA SILLY SQUAD !!! @orchid.oui24.me
August 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
in rodney’s tunnel 2, wrigglewad can attack you by casting spells with her huge gyrating butt
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM