KJ
@kj-colorado.bsky.social
Just a guy from the 1900s. Don't stare.
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#ItWasARevelationWhen we accidentally saw your browser history
a man with a beard is looking at the camera .
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November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen we accidentally saw your browser history
#unseeninthedark the candyman.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
#unseeninthedark the candyman.
A covid-laced wild herpes monkey sounds about right.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A covid-laced wild herpes monkey sounds about right.
You take foon out of buffoonery.
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You take foon out of buffoonery.
#MakeSummerMusical Wicked hot!
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June 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#MakeSummerMusical Wicked hot!
What is this thing that I parked next to?
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What is this thing that I parked next to?
New IOS/Android feature request: Anyone callng from a Trump phone = automatic phone number block.
June 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New IOS/Android feature request: Anyone callng from a Trump phone = automatic phone number block.
We're all just one misstep on the stairs in the middle of the night from being sent to the glue factory.
June 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We're all just one misstep on the stairs in the middle of the night from being sent to the glue factory.
#IFlipACoinWhen its an important decision like pancakes or waffles.
a man says pancakes or waffles in a restaurant
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June 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
#IFlipACoinWhen its an important decision like pancakes or waffles.
Solar panels going up on my house today. Into the future. ☀️
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Solar panels going up on my house today. Into the future. ☀️
The doctor is concerned you're overweight, so we cut off your arm. Everything's going great, as long as the infection doesn't spread. The doctor doesn't understand why you're not more appreciative, your weight is great now. Besides, the Biden admin made you so overweight, they're to blame here.
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The doctor is concerned you're overweight, so we cut off your arm. Everything's going great, as long as the infection doesn't spread. The doctor doesn't understand why you're not more appreciative, your weight is great now. Besides, the Biden admin made you so overweight, they're to blame here.
I'm going to buy lots of glue and put together some business models.
April 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm going to buy lots of glue and put together some business models.
I officially ran out of clean clothes today, so the laundry being done tonight is the mother load.
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I officially ran out of clean clothes today, so the laundry being done tonight is the mother load.
Haven't been on BSKY for a long time it seems.
It's been a blur... my mom passed away. Helping my dad deal with all the post-death things, it's crazy how many accounts have to be updated/changed.
It's been a blur... my mom passed away. Helping my dad deal with all the post-death things, it's crazy how many accounts have to be updated/changed.
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Haven't been on BSKY for a long time it seems.
It's been a blur... my mom passed away. Helping my dad deal with all the post-death things, it's crazy how many accounts have to be updated/changed.
It's been a blur... my mom passed away. Helping my dad deal with all the post-death things, it's crazy how many accounts have to be updated/changed.
Nothing like some sibo/ibs thing going on in your gut to look at food differently. I've lost 15 lbs in about 3 weeks, but maybe it's turned a corner, actually wanted to eat a little breakfast this morning.
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nothing like some sibo/ibs thing going on in your gut to look at food differently. I've lost 15 lbs in about 3 weeks, but maybe it's turned a corner, actually wanted to eat a little breakfast this morning.
It's pretty sad that my photo app's "highlights from the last few months" are just pics from my security cam that the squirrels triggered.
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's pretty sad that my photo app's "highlights from the last few months" are just pics from my security cam that the squirrels triggered.
Take another little Pizza my heart 🍕
#FoodASongBandorFilm
#FoodASongBandorFilm
January 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Take another little Pizza my heart 🍕
#FoodASongBandorFilm
#FoodASongBandorFilm
Ok, my Denver friends, this is a PSA: they say it's going to be frickin cold next weekend, prepare for frickin coldness... stock up on everything next week.
January 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ok, my Denver friends, this is a PSA: they say it's going to be frickin cold next weekend, prepare for frickin coldness... stock up on everything next week.
I picked the wrong planet to attempt a dry January.
January 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I picked the wrong planet to attempt a dry January.
I might go to plumber's school and specialize in pipe organs.
January 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I might go to plumber's school and specialize in pipe organs.