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kiwiroof.bsky.social
the roofster 🔞
@kiwiroof.bsky.social
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i post sfw/nsfw art and writing and ramblethoughts. I love bees, macro, omni, girlcock and I need to fuck Ridley bad

lowkey Bigender. Depends on who im talking to. Safe to call me they/them
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image that will unfortunately kill scolipedefuckers from blood spilling into their bonars
An Air Riders custom vehicle giving the cuntiest wheel side eye you'll ever see in your fucking life.
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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me at 4am thinking how im finna depict a paradox since all of the particles in existence would also include my boobs (my boobs have grown slightly due to stress)
stressed roof (Art by ThaiRain!)
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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(Has to pretend to act sad)

(Is a really good actor, has been keeping it up for 24 years)
Big ass 9/11 tiddies (drawn by ThaiRain!)
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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(Reality warp sound effect)

After all, only a miserable bitch would have such huge honkers, right? That’s why I don’t just have small boobs, I have *no* boobs at all. I’m just so smug and right and happy all the time.
Boobs? What boobs? I never had any? (Art by ThaiRain)
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Damn, I must have small boobs then. Hehe, not!
Me, happy with big boobs (Art by ThaiRain)
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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They’re often saying this about women who have done nothing wrong
Taranza’s final words and offerings can no longer reach her ears. The former queen has become a pitiable husk in the throes of madness after losing everything. She has consumed the world, and all she has left to cling to is her vanity
September 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Why do I need to fuck her so bad
September 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Eureka and her favorite wife Sigourney have a little chat at the galactic scale once Siggy accidentally gets so horny she swells into the universe around them. Eureka naturally matches this height to console her!

Art from the lovely @softineon.bsky.social with text written by me!

#macro #sizesky
“W-wait, don’t look… I’m hideous. I-I always grow big and hideous when I get too horny. I just… I wanted to reveal it but… not right now. Not while the mood was perfect. I’m such an ugly, mannish loser…” “Hideous? Ugly? Now what in tarnation got yew thinkin like that, hun?” “I’m not a MILF anymore, I’m not a cute — if refined — chubby gal. I’m all big and muscular weird and icky and… I look like I did back then…” “Are all’a those s’possed t’ make me love yew any less?” “Eury… but I LIED to you. I’m not the half-dragon country gal I said I was. I’m a big evil space dragon. You and Lena can’t trust me to be the other mother anymore. Neither can Sigourney Jr. Or Sigourney Jr. 2 for that matter.” “And…?” “…Uh, that’s bad, right?” “Yew still SHE/HER?” “Well, yes, I still want to be a woman named Sigourney.” “Heh, then that’s all y’need t’ be. And y’ain’t just any woman named S’gourney. Yer MAH woman named S’gourney.” “Aww, babe…” “Siggy, yew know ah ain’t see yew as nuthin’ less than stunnin’, because yew are. Yer the prettiest woman ah ever done seen, no matter how y’look.” “Thanks… I love you too, Eureka, more than any woman ever. Wow, I can’t believe I actually feel… embarrassed right now. It’s like all these galaxies are looking at me.” “We could grow BIGGER an’ smother ‘em with our GIRLCOCKS. Would that make y’feel any better, mah lil’ Siggarette?” “Keheheheh, you always know exactly what to say, Eury.” “Har har! Darn tootin’! Yer mah favorite wife, an’ ah ain’t jus’ said that t’ be nice. Now, yew gotta say th’ DECLARATION.” “B-but…” “Ain’t no time t’ be second guessin’ yerself now, honeybunches.” “F-fine… I’m a big, beautiful, proud, superior TRANS WOMAN! My name is SIGOURNEY SAKAMOTO-HAYNES! Proud wife of EUREKA HAYNES. I have NOTHING to apologize for! I have done NOTHING wrong! I am HAPPIER than I’ve been! And now I want to make sure that puny Samus Aran has those exclamative facts looping in her brain AGAIN and AGAIN, loud enough that she can’t…
August 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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As far as I'm aware this attribute theft set isn't anywhere on the site
August 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Me when I find the spaghetti and soda that graced Sylvia’s hands and mouth
August 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The personality that shines through your pieces really made me a fan back in the day. The girldick'd koopalings from bowletta saga especially was so peak. The little added descriptions were just the cherry on top.
July 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The first Eureka story of many to focus on an offspring of Eureka, that being her daughter with self-esteem issues who wears a box on her head, Bocks!

...There's something wrong with the weather.

www.furaffinity.net/view/61531792

#omni #sizesky
Eureka! Part 621 Self-Hatred Death Destruction Macro Girlcock (Moderately Sized)
July 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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oop, looks like she missed a pair. Not for much longer though :]
June 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Waltz Haynes, a 1st gen Eureka daughter, once awoke within a solar system sized dumpster, lying atop hundreds of planets that had gone bankrupt in Eureka's casino universes. She smacked her lips woozily and scratched bits of planet from the ass crease in her tight cocktail dress.

She was washed.
June 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Another Eureka story! This time a bit of a jump into the future! 639 parts to be exact! That's the beauty of this bee, folks. You never know exactly where her story's going.

“I may have gone too far in a few places” - George Lucas

www.furaffinity.net/view/61261074/

#macro #sizesky
Eureka! Part 641 Humiliation Death Destruction Macro Huge Girlcock (This is an title image format I actually like and will be using in the future)
June 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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For those looking to continue the descent into the evilhypertransgirlcapitalist nature of the EUREKAVERSE, here's more!

Fuck remastered, Part 2 of Eureka's story has been REMISTRESSED!

Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61187643/

#girlcock #transwoman #destruction #death #pheromones
Eureka! Part 2 -Pheremones -Huge Girlcock -Strength Feats -Destruction
June 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Page 7, The Passport

Mymyana meets a border control entity and gets confused a little.
(also, Lace and Lunara suggested the hair, so that's what that comment refers to!)
The Passport (That I didn't have) Amazing! Eureka's only been here for a week and there's already borders with checkpoints to pass! Unfortunately, that means I didn't have a passport and couldn't pass through the gate to the upper thigh. The Border Patrol officer was a real jerk too! She wouldn't compromise and kept rambling about how she would never make it to her boyfriend's October lineup now that she's stranded on Eureka. I knew that if I wanted to make it to the mouth by the end of the month, I'd have to make an offer she couldn't refuse. I told her I'd parkour for it and she accepted! But on *one* condition: I had to do a 3-block chain jump! Without any other choice, I readied myself and leapt for it! But then... ...My locking gear system had breached containment. Miraculously, it served as a perfect counterweight to my tail, allowing me to properly stick the landing! I was able to pass through to the upper thigh without issue! I'll probably have to mail Atravero across the border if he wants to continue to join me! And I'll have to figure out a way around this new wacky appendage!
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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For those looking to get into the deranged evilhypertransgirlcapitalist nature of the EUREKAVERSE, you need only to start HERE!

Part 1 of Eureka's story has been REMASTERED, and I think it's the perfect opportunity to share it with the bsky peeps :]

Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61186802/
Eureka! Part 1 -Bee TF -Gender TF -Identity Death -Muscle Growth
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Page 6, A Fellow Trekker From The Stars

Moopsie!
June 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Page 5, New Binoculars!

Seems like Mymyana has had some real good luck lately on her expedition! The same cannot be said for Atravero...
Usually, my use of binoculars is limited to what my eyes can see, and I can't have less than 4. So it was just my luck that a 4-eyed pair just happened to appear before me on y journey! There must be some God out there looking over me! "Well, it certainly isn't me..." Oh, hey Atravero! I forgot you were still following me! "It's not like I wanted to! You literally stood on top of me! Then you dragged me to a ton of lame vantage points by hand!" But... I'm just a lowly mimic... and you're a god, right? How am I dragging you around like a ragdoll? "...I don't know..." And why don't you know? Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing? "...Nggh, silence! Ever since this horrid landmass of a creature arrived, nothing has made sense!" ~~Why do O find it hot when you get all flustered...?
June 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Page 4, Exotic!

Mymyana catalogues some cool discoveries, including a self-titled "god" named Atravero!
As I reach the part of Eureka's leg where black becomes yellow, I am amazed at what strange creatures can exist upon another living being! The yellow forest is looking even more promising than the black one! This curious little curio is one of the many fauna able to grow within this harsh environment. It feeds off dead exoskeleton cells and adventurers. It also tastes really good! (I've eaten more than I can count!) I encountered this tiny little fella while on the trail. "I am no "Tiny" fella! You refer to me as your lord, Atravero." Wowie! How'd you write in my book like that? "Because I am *The* Lord of your world, puny ant!" Really? You didn't seem all that godly to me... "Nggh... shut it! This big intruder is simply limiting my power!" Fascinating! I've found my body shifting without my input... My locking gear system is becoming inflamed... "That's because you keep eating random flowers!"
June 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Page 3, Boots

Mymyana is taking a bit of a breather day... but she did find some loot!
asdfgasdsk okay! I think I need to spend some time looking at anything *but* the sky. Perfect timing for me to show off my new boots! I found 'em just lying around, free for the taking! There was even a dead body in them! That means lunch! Some call me a bottomfeeder, but I'm at least as verse! Next on the docket: Cool Flora & Fauna
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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on it boss 🫡
Sally in minecraft real
May 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Page 2, Discovery!

Our intrepid adventurer finds herself at a fantastic picture opportunity! She even got all the way to the writing phase before her single braincell succumbed to the inevitable lovecraftian effects of the monolith before her. Proud of her!
Trekking past the treacherous toenail made me late to my daily update! Now that I'm at a vantage point on the heel, I'm happy to report COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKNEEDBIGCOCKNEEDNEED
May 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Page 1, Backpack!

Meet Mymyana and her unique body!
Page text: My Backpack Or: Why I don't need one I was rudely awoken one fine morning to the sight of a truly mountainous foot cratering my home planet. I didn't think much of it at first, but once the humans went all extinct, I decided to pack everything up and sally forth! Thankfully, it was easy! My chest is a literal *chest!* Pretty soon, I was sprouting legs and climbing up the foot of the titanic bee, preparing for whatever lay before me! The creature seems dormant now, fallen into a lazy slumber, but I believe what awaits within her furry forest is more dangerous... Wish me luck, everyone!
May 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM