Fuck. Missed The Rapture again. Anyone got tickets to the next one?

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NO KINGS in Aotearoa and sorry Charles, that includes you.

Here's a peace/trade deal that might work. The left will surrender the word Cancelled in all forms except its original "event is not going ahead" context. The right will de-weaponise the word "Woke" and refrain from using it as a pejorative. Also, both sides will try hard not to be cunts. Cool?

New Zealand's Deputy PM declared a 'war on woke Winston is an arsehole appealing to all the other arseholes who use the term woke to replace the terms kind, aware and inclusive. Let's declare war on arseholes.

Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.

Freedom of speech? Sure, say what you want—but don’t think it comes with total immunity. It’s not a free ride, it’s a trade-off. You speak, the world reacts. So let’s cut the crap—freedom of speech doesn’t mean you’re untouchable. Can’t handle that? Then maybe it’s time to shut the hell up.

—GCG

This.

This is incredible! My bullshit filters were on high alert for "Private school performs Coldplay", but it's hard to fault. And here I am, happy enough that my school can at least do a belting chorus of Unwritten at prizegivng. Inspiring to say the least.
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