Pass it on please.

Actual convo with my girlfriend just now.

Her "I'd like to see the Robbie Williams film"

Me "The chimpanzee one?"

Her "Is that a joke?"

Me "Have you seen the trailer?"

Her "No"

My niece asked her wedding planner for a Frozen-themed ceremony and got a frosty reception.

I'll see myself out.

I love many of these, and this tranche is even missing my favorite one—the Collection Desk skit.

Sad!

CEO Brian Thompson's life insurer refuses to pay claim, saying "Its what he would have wanted "

Any guesses as to how many of Trump's new administration staff will be asking him for pardons in 4 years?
Maybe he'll break his personal best.
🤣

Waiting for Fox to lose their goddamn minds over Hunter's pardon, like...

This latest season of Cobra Kai is killing me. The number of times somebody in Miagi Do stops paying attention to the person they are fighting to focus on somebody in the crowd or shout at a teammate before then getting hit or kicked, is infuriating. 😁
#CobraKai

Every so often I stop and remember that the US just re-elected a man who said that magnets stop working if you get them wet.
Like, out loud, in front of people. People who laughed, because they either didn't know it wasn't true, or didn't realise he wasn't joking. 😳

How do I let Bluesky know that I don't really want to see anime, without the algorithm assuming I just don't like art?