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kittywhisperer.bsky.social
@kittywhisperer.bsky.social
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Cat whisperer. Vaccine injured but 💯 pro-vax. Long Vax is akin to Long Covid. Please mask up and get your jabs, this sh*t is beyond awful. #Dysautonomia #PVS #LongVax #LongCovid #POTS #HistamineIntolerance #PEM #CTE #CovidCautious #Novid #StillMasking
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kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Someone tell #MAFSUK Sarah they’ve found her a match 😹

www.itv.com/news/2025-11...
Wrongly discharged prisoner trying to give himself up and return to Wandsworth prison. The video in the article shows him trying several times to get back in - he’s in and out like a fiddlers elbow, and the more staff that appear the more chaotic it seemed to get. There’s been some disturbing cases released but Billy was ‘just’ done for fraud. Something that would have been applauded and seems lad for the course with the moneyed classes but never mind. Anyway, Billy has a cracking smile and I hope they reduce his sentence for appearing to be a top lad. Sis I mention he got dropped off by his work van? Even more reason amirite
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
I hear you, but I also wonder why The Red Bus and its promise to “save the NHS” has vanished from public consciousness.

Same when the earth began to heal in 2020 and communities were functioning as communities again.

Now it’s like none of these things ever happened.
An enormous bright red “Vote Leave” Brexit bus with the slogan “We send the EU £350 million a week let’s fund our NHS instead”.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
With Alt-Text:
An official statement from Buckingham Palace. The letterhead/coat of arms is in red ink as is the title which states ROYAL COMMUNICATIONS. The statement reads: Thursday, 30th October 2025. A STATEMENT FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE. His Majesty has today initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. His lease on Royal Lodge has, to date, provided him with legal protection to continue in residence. Formal notice has now been served to surrender the lease and he will move to alternative private accommodation. These censures are deemed necessary, notwithstanding the fact that he continues to deny the allegations against him. Their Majesties wish to make clear that their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse. ENDS
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Obvs this is a different song but it reminded me of seeing this recently. No wonder medical care is so often so fckn diabolical #TOTP
Screenshot of a quote tweet. OG tweet says “hit me with a shocking medical fact”. @cindypink so responds with, “I Will Always Lobe You by Whitney Houston is older than the first policy requiring women and minorities to be included in medical trials”.
October 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
All hail to the Queen of Childless Cat Ladies #TOTP
Photo of a castle and an inset photo of a smiling Enya stood behind a microphone. The text reads, “64-YEAR-OLD IRISH SINGER ENYA HAS NEVER BEEN MARRIED AND NEVER HAD KIDS, AND LIVES IN A CASTLE WITH HER CATS”
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
The 🐸 Portland Frogs 🐸 once again proving the wisdom in John Lennon’s words:
Quote by John Lennon with a picture of him beside it. Text: “When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the system's game. The establishment will irritate you: pull your beard, flick your face to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humour”.
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Have you tried the ultimate challenge 😅
4-frame cat meme. A white cat is fast asleep under a blankie which is right up to its chin, human-stylee. Frames 1-3 have the text “Earthquake”, “Storm”, “Alien attack” and the cat just snoozes on. Frame 4 text has the ultimate challenge that every cat since forever has willingly failed: “Plastic packet opening” and OFC the cat is now awake and expecting to be hand fed whatever treatage lay within.
October 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
This quote from "Trauma and Recovery" by Judith Herman really hit me in the feels. I had my own “soundless apparitions” from an event in my childhood that I had patchy memories of as I must have dissociated during the worst of it.

#EMDR filled the gaps, colourised it, restored the sound. /n
It is a strange thing that all the memories have these two qualities. They are always full of quietness, that is the most striking thing about them; and even when things weren't like that in reality, they still seem to have that quality. They are soundless apparitions, which speak to me by looks and gestures, wordless and silent-and their silence is precisely what disturbs me. —Erich Maria Remarque, All Quiet on the Western Front
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Larry @number10cat.bsky.social is on 🔥 🔥 🔥
Post from X: Above a photo of Trump looking angrily sideways, Larry has written “Gentlemen, you can’t start a fight over the Noble Peace Prize. The text in the photo reads, “Nobel Peace Prize. Norway braces for Trump's reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize. US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says.
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Larry @number10cat.bsky.social has sage advice for us on this Bank Holiday Monday 😺😻😹
Post from X by Larry the Downing Street Cat @Number10Cat, a super handsome and very wise tabby & white cat who is a national treasure 🥰 He’s sprawled out on his side on the pavement outside 10 Downing Street, belly up and with his back legs stretched out and slightly up in the air. His words of wisdom are: “Get up when you want, snack whenever like, lay around all day, nap if you feel like it, have a stroll around outside in the sun - this bank holiday is your chance to live like a cat!” Very wise, Larry. Very wise. We should all #BeMoreCat.
August 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
OMC Larry’s latest X post on Trump’s colouring skills has ended me 😸
Larry the Cat has quote-posted his X post from yesterday. Text: “ Lots of people seemed to think I was being cruel to Trump by revealing this. Jews actually betting really good at keeping within the borders now, unlike his pal Putin”
August 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
He’s at it again 😹😹😹

Love you, @number10cat.bsky.social
Screenshot of a post on X by Larry the Cat: “Starmer’s packing for his flight to Washington. He’s taking colouring books for Trump; they’ll keep him occupied while the grown ups talk.”
August 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
I wish Larry @number10cat.bsky.social would post his X posts on here too because check out this banger 😸😸😸
A post from X by Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social He’s quote-posted The White House self-congratulatory message re the pathetic Trump-Putin meet up, which includes a photo of them sat in adjacent chairs in that ‘steepled-hands, sitting like a toddler taking a 💩’ pose so favoured by cowards. Larry’s comment is, “I wonder if Trump stopped for fries on his way back to Washington, to go with his nothingburger”
August 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
There’s examples in the Carnagie too. X-rays show the neck were broken.

Article:

carnegiemnh.org/why-were-cat...

Heinous example of the neck being broken:
Photo of one of the mummified cats in the Carnegie Natural History Museum. An X-ray in the background shows the snapped neck vertebrae. A written description is quite blurring but it affirms that it was intentionally broken as part of ritualistic animal sacrifices, which included many, many cats.
August 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
TY #TOTP Blueskyers, the answer was yes it indeed was Steve Strange. Loved hearing that he was great friends with Bowie 🥰
Still from David Bowie’s surrealist Ashes to Ashes music video. Steve Strange is in the bottom left of the screen.
August 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Alan posted a pic of “Letter of the day (in The Times)” but without Alt-Text added so here it is with it added; because everyone should have access to the brilliant savagery from retired Wing Commander Andrew Brookes on Palestine Action.
Screenshot from The Times. (Title) Palestine Action as a terrorist group. (Main body) Sir, The home secretary proposed to ban Palestine Action on the ground of "unacceptable criminal damage" after they infiltrated RAF Brize Norton ("Palestine Action's rise from ashes of Corbynism to public enemy No 1",Aug 9). In the 1980s when I was UK commander of the RAF Greenham Common cruise missile base, I had a £250,000 annual budget to repair damage done by peace protesters to the perimeter fence. We had a strong Ministry of Defence police presence to stop intruders, often in a rather Benny Hill fashion. The intruders were left in no doubt that if they tried to infiltrate the secure storage area with its 96 nuclear warheads, they would be shot by US air force military police, who were a mean crowd. There were thousands of such protesters "threatening" the base, but their freedom of speech was always respected and I never heard anyone in Whitehall or the Pentagon suggest that they should be classed as terrorists. Wg Cdr Andrew Brookes (ret'd) London SW9”
August 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Is there no end to the constant bad news 😔

Dear God, @thegodpodcast.com please send a meteorite. It’s time.
The text says, “Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” is the #1 most streamed song in Apple Music history. Photos are of an album cover and Ed Sheeran himself, looking a bit sweaty. Maybe it was taken just after he’d made the decision to release a sh*t load of singles from this album - with the full intention of claiming the Christmas #1 slot - even though he knew damn well that fans of George Michael were trying to get “Last Christmas” to #1 the year after he DIED. In a nutshell, f*ck Ed Sheeran. 😾😾😾
July 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Happy “Independence” Day, y’all! ❤️🤍💙
4th July meme: the text reads, “Bought the 4th of July M&Ms specifically to do this”. The top photo shows a bag of red, white and blue M&Ms and the lower one the M&Ms arranged as the Union Jack 🇬🇧
July 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
….and humour!
Image is of a quote by John Lennon, alongside a portrait photo of him. The text reads: “When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the system's game. The establishment will irritate you: pull your beard, flick your face to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non- violence and humour.”
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
There’s a world of difference between non-violence and apathy.

- Four entire years of doing absolutely eff all? Apathy.

- Millions of people who CBA voting last year? Apathy on steroids…no, wait: benzos.

Trump made his mandate 💯 clear. He’ll be welcoming any violence now to fast track it.
Quotation by John Lennon, which features a portrait photo of him. The text reads: “When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the system's game. The establishment will irritate you: pull your beard, flick your face to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non- violence and humour.”
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
It’s alarming how many are calling for violence…wouldn’t be at all surprised if it’s astroturfing manipulators at it again - coaxing people into their own negative outcomes.

Keep it non-violent, make it funny. We all get reprieve and energy from that - and it 💯 crushes fragile egos like Trump’s.
Quote by (formerly violent) pacifist John Lennon: “When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the system's game. The establishment will irritate you: pull your beard, flick your face to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non- violence and humour.”
June 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
With Alt Text:
Screenshot from X or Truth (haha) Social by Donald J. Trump: “I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!”
May 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
With ALT TEXT added:
In the golden tower he'd brood and say, "The scientists? They've lost their way. This Paris deal, a sham, a ruse-America wins when it can refuse!" The oceans rise, the forests cry, But he looks up to a smog-filled sky. "Clean coal," he chants, "it's the way ahead!" While glaciers weep and corals turn dead. He mocks the winds and scorches the seas, Ignores the whispers of vanishing bees. To him, the Earth's just profit and gain, Not a planet scorched by humanity's reign. But history watches with judging eyes, As the waters climb and the future sighs. A legacy forged in shortsighted haste-A planet burning, a squandered waste.
May 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
My favorite ever pic of thinks-he’s-sex-on-a-stick Mick Jagger v’s the real deal 😸 #TOTP
Mick jagger in shrivelled up posture looking deeply uncomfortable as next to him a famous lady IDK the name of is absolutely smitten with the classy AF King of Charm Alan Bourdin. Alan is just oozing sex appeal and Jaggers testicles appear to have retracted from the horror of coming evidentially last in a contest no one else could ever win.
May 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
kittywhisperer.bsky.social
Alt text added:
Post by President Bone Spurs: “Many of our allies and friends are celebrating May 8th as Victory Day, but we did more than any other Country, by far, in producing a victorious result on World War II. I am hereby renaming May 8th as Victory Day for World War Il and November 11th as Victory Day for World War I. We won both Wars, nobody was close to us in terms of strength, bravery, or military brilliance, but we never celebrate anything — That's because we don't have leaders anymore, that know how to do so! We are going to start celebrating our victories again!”
May 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM