kittythemortician.bsky.social
@kittythemortician.bsky.social
The Ladder Day Saints are learning Spanish to infiltrate the Hispanic community
February 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just gotta grab penis while you gym 🤷🏻‍♀️
February 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I love white people jigs 💃🏻
February 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There are gnomes playing basketball in my ceiling. They’re just up there, in their little Jordan’s, scuffing them across their shiny little basketball court 😡🤯
February 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s okay ma’am.. I’m ALSO gay for corn 🌽
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
🍋Spwite🍋‍🟩 It’s lemon-lime goodness
February 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“6 figures to finger buttholes all day” 👨‍⚕️
January 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hippoballs 🦛
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3 grand so we can stretch your wee-hole 🌭
January 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Maybe he was born with it, maybe it’s ✨Slaybeline✨
January 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Spending my tax return on a fur suit
January 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM