My mom told me I should start doing thirst traps on TikTok and I’m confused lmao

My life is now complete

Visalia now has a Handles… this is the best thing to ever happen to me, ever… says a lot about me and my life, but whatevs… 🍦🍨I’m a slut for ice cream

Do people that work for Disneyland like get off on telling on other people? Like Bob Iger is going to come give them a lap dance or something? Asking for a friend

Current disposition: Watching My Cousin Vinny. It's got more rule of law than we're gonna see in the next four years.

Meet, “Meatloaf Bartholomew” named for the singer and rebellious El barto himself. My sweet boy.