A. Catherine Conner
@kittyconner.bsky.social
Indianapolis | Suburban Chicago
Midwest is best. I'm sure your hometown is super nice though.
Swimming Pools
& Ginger Ale
& Novels
Midwest is best. I'm sure your hometown is super nice though.
Swimming Pools
& Ginger Ale
& Novels
fortune.com/2025/10/26/n...
Yes, she was MUCH too busy nepotting (nepoting?) to worry about nepotism, like, as a concept.
Duh.
Yes, she was MUCH too busy nepotting (nepoting?) to worry about nepotism, like, as a concept.
Duh.
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
fortune.com/2025/10/26/n...
Yes, she was MUCH too busy nepotting (nepoting?) to worry about nepotism, like, as a concept.
Duh.
Yes, she was MUCH too busy nepotting (nepoting?) to worry about nepotism, like, as a concept.
Duh.
Have you ever wondered what RFK Jr smells like?
Do you want to relive the joys of your HS burger flipping job while doing boring adult stuff like mowing the lawn and watching Tot Soccer?
Do you want your milkshake* to bring all the boys** to the yard***?
(*SPF ** Dogs ***Beach)
Problem. Solved.
Do you want to relive the joys of your HS burger flipping job while doing boring adult stuff like mowing the lawn and watching Tot Soccer?
Do you want your milkshake* to bring all the boys** to the yard***?
(*SPF ** Dogs ***Beach)
Problem. Solved.
June 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Have you ever wondered what RFK Jr smells like?
Do you want to relive the joys of your HS burger flipping job while doing boring adult stuff like mowing the lawn and watching Tot Soccer?
Do you want your milkshake* to bring all the boys** to the yard***?
(*SPF ** Dogs ***Beach)
Problem. Solved.
Do you want to relive the joys of your HS burger flipping job while doing boring adult stuff like mowing the lawn and watching Tot Soccer?
Do you want your milkshake* to bring all the boys** to the yard***?
(*SPF ** Dogs ***Beach)
Problem. Solved.
Match the correct headline to the following photo:
A)
Woman Goes Viral on TikTok for Her 'Caveman' Skincare Method
B)
Director of National Intelligence Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
A)
Woman Goes Viral on TikTok for Her 'Caveman' Skincare Method
B)
Director of National Intelligence Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
May 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Match the correct headline to the following photo:
A)
Woman Goes Viral on TikTok for Her 'Caveman' Skincare Method
B)
Director of National Intelligence Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
A)
Woman Goes Viral on TikTok for Her 'Caveman' Skincare Method
B)
Director of National Intelligence Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
Is... is he calling himself a deity?
I think he is. Buddhalike even. 🫠
The fucking Deity of Doge bringing back the DEI to douchebags everywhere.
I think he is. Buddhalike even. 🫠
The fucking Deity of Doge bringing back the DEI to douchebags everywhere.
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is... is he calling himself a deity?
I think he is. Buddhalike even. 🫠
The fucking Deity of Doge bringing back the DEI to douchebags everywhere.
I think he is. Buddhalike even. 🫠
The fucking Deity of Doge bringing back the DEI to douchebags everywhere.
*Taps the skeet*
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*Taps the skeet*
Finding small pleasures in our grim reality:
Reading WaPo's very own AI-generated comment summaries, masterfully dunking on themselves.
Reading WaPo's very own AI-generated comment summaries, masterfully dunking on themselves.
March 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Finding small pleasures in our grim reality:
Reading WaPo's very own AI-generated comment summaries, masterfully dunking on themselves.
Reading WaPo's very own AI-generated comment summaries, masterfully dunking on themselves.
Not @theonion.com. Probably. Should maybe check the archives
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not @theonion.com. Probably. Should maybe check the archives
Welcome to *America's Longest Day!*
nb: probably not gonna be one single chronological day. Fair warning.
nb: probably not gonna be one single chronological day. Fair warning.
November 5, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Welcome to *America's Longest Day!*
nb: probably not gonna be one single chronological day. Fair warning.
nb: probably not gonna be one single chronological day. Fair warning.
I finally broke down and intentionally used an AI.
For this. Feels worth it.
For this. Feels worth it.
October 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I finally broke down and intentionally used an AI.
For this. Feels worth it.
For this. Feels worth it.
The "our readers smart, dummies don't read" rash seems to be spreading. I mean, the whole NYT was already itchy, but get this fella some calamine.
October 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The "our readers smart, dummies don't read" rash seems to be spreading. I mean, the whole NYT was already itchy, but get this fella some calamine.
My entire life, the adults around me said "No whining. Take responsibility for your actions. Admit your mistakes. Apologize."
These same adults now whine, blame others, and find themselves faultless.
And follow a savior who does the same. The man looks and sounds like a 10yo throwing a tantrum.
These same adults now whine, blame others, and find themselves faultless.
And follow a savior who does the same. The man looks and sounds like a 10yo throwing a tantrum.
October 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
My entire life, the adults around me said "No whining. Take responsibility for your actions. Admit your mistakes. Apologize."
These same adults now whine, blame others, and find themselves faultless.
And follow a savior who does the same. The man looks and sounds like a 10yo throwing a tantrum.
These same adults now whine, blame others, and find themselves faultless.
And follow a savior who does the same. The man looks and sounds like a 10yo throwing a tantrum.
We all want things we can't have.
October 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
We all want things we can't have.
They haven't migrated here (prob on Threads) but
Hooooly cow are you kidding me @Ipsy / Boxycharm?! I paid $3.50 for a one time use product? Deluxe sample size who? That's a toothpick about to snap in half just looking at my dark circles. (And feels like a dupe of something, but that's on Tarte.)
Hooooly cow are you kidding me @Ipsy / Boxycharm?! I paid $3.50 for a one time use product? Deluxe sample size who? That's a toothpick about to snap in half just looking at my dark circles. (And feels like a dupe of something, but that's on Tarte.)
October 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
They haven't migrated here (prob on Threads) but
Hooooly cow are you kidding me @Ipsy / Boxycharm?! I paid $3.50 for a one time use product? Deluxe sample size who? That's a toothpick about to snap in half just looking at my dark circles. (And feels like a dupe of something, but that's on Tarte.)
Hooooly cow are you kidding me @Ipsy / Boxycharm?! I paid $3.50 for a one time use product? Deluxe sample size who? That's a toothpick about to snap in half just looking at my dark circles. (And feels like a dupe of something, but that's on Tarte.)
I'm sorry in advance for this information.
This is my plastic wrap. I inherited it from my grandparents, who purchased it from a suburban Chicago Sam's Club in 1998-99. I took ownership in 2013. I have made arrangements for it in my will to bequeath to my nephew.
He's 5, I'm 43.
This is my plastic wrap. I inherited it from my grandparents, who purchased it from a suburban Chicago Sam's Club in 1998-99. I took ownership in 2013. I have made arrangements for it in my will to bequeath to my nephew.
He's 5, I'm 43.
October 7, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I'm sorry in advance for this information.
This is my plastic wrap. I inherited it from my grandparents, who purchased it from a suburban Chicago Sam's Club in 1998-99. I took ownership in 2013. I have made arrangements for it in my will to bequeath to my nephew.
He's 5, I'm 43.
This is my plastic wrap. I inherited it from my grandparents, who purchased it from a suburban Chicago Sam's Club in 1998-99. I took ownership in 2013. I have made arrangements for it in my will to bequeath to my nephew.
He's 5, I'm 43.
That jaunty cape and pith-style hat?! When did that become part of the uniform?
Really a selling point that USPS needs to capitalize on.
Work for USPS: great benefits, formal shorts, and GREATER capes.
Really a selling point that USPS needs to capitalize on.
Work for USPS: great benefits, formal shorts, and GREATER capes.
September 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
That jaunty cape and pith-style hat?! When did that become part of the uniform?
Really a selling point that USPS needs to capitalize on.
Work for USPS: great benefits, formal shorts, and GREATER capes.
Really a selling point that USPS needs to capitalize on.
Work for USPS: great benefits, formal shorts, and GREATER capes.