I mistake my shirt for my cat all the time but I've never mistaken my cat for my shirt.
April 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I mistake my shirt for my cat all the time but I've never mistaken my cat for my shirt.
April 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love the way my hair feels after I blow dry it, but actually blowdrying it is a sensory nightmare😫 #sensoryissues #hot #loud #uncomfy
March 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love the way my hair feels after I blow dry it, but actually blowdrying it is a sensory nightmare😫 #sensoryissues #hot #loud #uncomfy
Hate when u sign up for a fitness class, then can't cancel day of 🥲 guess I'm going to pilates 🥲
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hate when u sign up for a fitness class, then can't cancel day of 🥲 guess I'm going to pilates 🥲
Dear LinkedIn, I know I'm not "on a roll on LinkedIn". Please stop with the lies. @linkedin.com
March 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Dear LinkedIn, I know I'm not "on a roll on LinkedIn". Please stop with the lies. @linkedin.com
I had a dream that I was eating chocolate covered almonds.
March 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I had a dream that I was eating chocolate covered almonds.
A great business plan would be booking flights that are always full with no intention of actually making the trip but showing up to the airport and accepting the big money to give up your seat
March 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A great business plan would be booking flights that are always full with no intention of actually making the trip but showing up to the airport and accepting the big money to give up your seat
I hate when ppl post videos but then all the content is in the caption.....??????
March 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I hate when ppl post videos but then all the content is in the caption.....??????
Ever forcefeed yourself water so fast that you dump it all over your chin and chest? Cuz I do it all the time...🥲
March 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ever forcefeed yourself water so fast that you dump it all over your chin and chest? Cuz I do it all the time...🥲
Who buys actual expensive stuff on the Facebook marketplace.....? No I don't want to buy your midcentury modern dresser for $1,000🤨
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Who buys actual expensive stuff on the Facebook marketplace.....? No I don't want to buy your midcentury modern dresser for $1,000🤨
Told a person on the marketplace that my item has gone pending but I'd let them know if it fell through... They called me shady and said "karma is real"....?
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Told a person on the marketplace that my item has gone pending but I'd let them know if it fell through... They called me shady and said "karma is real"....?
Chardonnay is better at room temp. #chard #chardonnay
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Chardonnay is better at room temp. #chard #chardonnay
Had a dream that TSA made me take my top off to go through security. #tsa #airportsecurity
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Had a dream that TSA made me take my top off to go through security. #tsa #airportsecurity
Why would anyone ever filter by less than 4 stars and above?
patrick star from spongebob squarepants looking out of a window
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants looking out of a window
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January 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why would anyone ever filter by less than 4 stars and above?
Light wood is so overrated
a woman sits at a table with wine glasses and the words and fads fade
ALT: a woman sits at a table with wine glasses and the words and fads fade
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January 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Light wood is so overrated
"Agreeing" on a ceasefire, then delaying the actual ceasefire🤡 #freepalestine #ceasefirenow
January 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Agreeing" on a ceasefire, then delaying the actual ceasefire🤡 #freepalestine #ceasefirenow
Damn, asparagus works fast.
January 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Damn, asparagus works fast.
Joni Mitchell though...
#jonimitchell
#jonimitchell
January 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Joni Mitchell though...
#jonimitchell
#jonimitchell
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I had to wait 2 months for my initial #vasectomy appointment. Then they scheduled my procedure for 2 months after that. Today they called to push it back 3 weeks 😑
But now it's on Valentine's Day and i can't think of anything more romantic ♥️ ✂️
But now it's on Valentine's Day and i can't think of anything more romantic ♥️ ✂️
January 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I had to wait 2 months for my initial #vasectomy appointment. Then they scheduled my procedure for 2 months after that. Today they called to push it back 3 weeks 😑
But now it's on Valentine's Day and i can't think of anything more romantic ♥️ ✂️
But now it's on Valentine's Day and i can't think of anything more romantic ♥️ ✂️
Remember when texting people was a whole session? Like you were sitting there reading and responding consecutively for hours.... Insane... Can't even imagine doing that now
January 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Remember when texting people was a whole session? Like you were sitting there reading and responding consecutively for hours.... Insane... Can't even imagine doing that now
At the age where I'm not afraid to order a drink if I forget my ID.
January 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
At the age where I'm not afraid to order a drink if I forget my ID.
January 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Would love a microwave that doesn't yell at me at an insane volume🫠 I don't need to be reminded I put something in there and it's also not an emergency.
December 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Would love a microwave that doesn't yell at me at an insane volume🫠 I don't need to be reminded I put something in there and it's also not an emergency.