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kit 🇱🇮 after dark
@kittokatto405.bsky.social
short-order wordsmith | anti-entropy operations | retired femboy

https://nothing-c.neocities.org/
Pinned
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
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*grimes playing in the background*
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
After some back and forth, I asked it how I'd fuck up dating
And *that* was useful
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sitrep: it is now recommending me anime-themed dating apps
Apparently the product placement is already here
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Kit, now on FarmersOnly
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
One glass of sweet tea and half an episode of the wire later...
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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it is now time for the Bears to move to Missouri
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Consumer SOTA still not better than the shit I say to myself when I'm lying awake at night
Kitbench remains unconquered
maybe an AI therapist
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
After review: timing lines up with the beginning of winter
So I'm thinking (mal)adaptive response to cuffing season, given that I have no one to cuff and no one has cuffed me
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
Subscriptions | Substack
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Meanwhile...
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"how do you get your ideas"
Boredom and mental instability
Ig, incomplete & in no particular order:
My busted-ass hands
My own epilepsy (memories and the fears surrounding it)
The mfs who don't know shit outside of photosensitive
Being on a pseudo-cut
Sine-wave libido
Yandere fascination (protection/projection)
Beef with OKDPS
My job
My commute
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Today on the second wind podcast: the gang discusses how being corpo scum is, in fact, difficult and stressful
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Always interesting to see what norvid does and doesn't like
Another one for the spreadsheet
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Gangster rap as a prophylactic against depression during introspection
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
Subscriptions | Substack
open.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Tonic-Clonic Love
nothing-c.neocities.org
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
Subscriptions | Substack
open.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We got a kiterature review in the house, baby!
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I beef with these thought experiments because a) in the hypothetical I'd be imprisoned for gorilla slaughter, and b) they make me want to castrate or defenestrate myself
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Bitta blackpill for tonight. Practicing my hackery for if I need to pivot my stack
A bit of shower philosophy:
For the young man (perhaps even a sensitive one) looking for love (love love, true love, perhaps even unconditional love), what options are open for you?
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Bitta blackpill for tonight. Practicing my hackery for if I need to pivot my stack
A bit of shower philosophy:
For the young man (perhaps even a sensitive one) looking for love (love love, true love, perhaps even unconditional love), what options are open for you?
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A bit of shower philosophy:
For the young man (perhaps even a sensitive one) looking for love (love love, true love, perhaps even unconditional love), what options are open for you?
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Instagram is teaming up with the depression ouroboros
Clutching my piece but lead won't keep the data away
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I should seek professional help
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM