This combination of sugar and caffeine gave me the energy of a WW2 homing pigeon named G.I. Joe who won the Dickin Medal for gallantry for flying 20 miles in 20 minutes and saving the lives of 1,000 allied troops at Covi Vecchia, Italy.

Have some pictures of me avoiding the camera in beautiful places.

Holding Hairy Gumby emits a feeling of safety and comfort.

"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'."

These were 15.99..

Crap I didn't get at the thrift store goddamnit

I feel like when I get a new social media I can act like a feral goblin before someone peeks in the curtains and then I have to put pants on.

What do you mean you don't have a sticker of your childhood heroes on your jeeps gas tank door

Gotta always be strapped

Let us begin with a cursed image

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