Please reply ‘Quiet Piggy’ whenever the stinky orange guy posts

For my American friends… yes that is in fact milk in a bag

My mom wants a dog! WTAF?

Mom told me today that she wants to adopt this guy ⬇️ and name him ‘Hairy Paw-der’ (she thinks she’s clever)

She closed the door to keep me inside- Henry took this action to remind her who’s boss… We win!

Ohhhhh ok. I get it now! The dog gets a bell, I just have to scratch the couch to get mom’s attention…

My mom says she hates clutter but she keeps putting her tea cups on the coffee table. Lucky for her she’s got me to clear it to the floor for her.

It’s back! I thought I killed it but it came back! Don’t worry mom! I’ll protect you! 🎄🎄🎄

To my American counterparts out there, Happy Thanksgiving. May you have turkey in your bowl and bags of Black Friday treats coming! A nice pet and a warm bed for all of you! 😸🇨🇦🇺🇸🦃

My mom says Henry is beautiful… and I have a great personality.

Bluesky is like 5 minutes old and already I’m being followed by a @robertdowneyjr.bsky.social clone… my mom is a tech dummy though. I’ll let her be jealous till she figures it out.

Times are tough so I show my mom that I don’t need fancy toys and scratching posts. I can just use the new couch to keep my nails sharp. I’m a good boy!

Chewed through the new bag of cat food cause the food in my bowl wasn’t good enough… now there’s two full bags of cat food with holes in the middle!

@jamieleecurtis.bsky.social is it ok if I fan kitty over you?

Me and my predecessors… no mom, you don’t have a type!

My mom does not appreciate me at all. I brought her a nice meal today, and she got so mad. I only ate the head! I left all the good parts for her. You shoulda seen the scream she made. I guess next time I’ll just giver her the whole thing. Maybe I’ll leave it on her pillow? 🐭