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So many people have no clue just how debilitating depression can be. To those people, call me. My foot is available for swift, forceful insertion into corresponding rectal cavities.
For those who DO know, especially first hand, I offer another, no less therapeutic but far less violent, treatment.
For those who DO know, especially first hand, I offer another, no less therapeutic but far less violent, treatment.
a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
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January 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
So many people have no clue just how debilitating depression can be. To those people, call me. My foot is available for swift, forceful insertion into corresponding rectal cavities.
For those who DO know, especially first hand, I offer another, no less therapeutic but far less violent, treatment.
For those who DO know, especially first hand, I offer another, no less therapeutic but far less violent, treatment.
Sweetheart I've been obsessed with you for a long time! Glad to see you back here! :)
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Sweetheart I've been obsessed with you for a long time! Glad to see you back here! :)
Wow, what a beautiful shot! Well done to both of you!
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Wow, what a beautiful shot! Well done to both of you!
That is perhaps the hottest thing I've ever seen in my entire life... Mind... blown...
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
That is perhaps the hottest thing I've ever seen in my entire life... Mind... blown...
Ooooooh, I want this for my wallpaper! WHAT?! So I like sexxy hawtness on my phone for any passerby to see! I'm a perv and proud! 😉😅
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ooooooh, I want this for my wallpaper! WHAT?! So I like sexxy hawtness on my phone for any passerby to see! I'm a perv and proud! 😉😅
Not my thing, but hey, you do you. Not gonna unsub and lose out on the rest of the eye candy 😜
October 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not my thing, but hey, you do you. Not gonna unsub and lose out on the rest of the eye candy 😜
Like? Most of us prefer them! You be you, girl. Nothing more beautiful than a woman comfortable in her own skin.
September 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Like? Most of us prefer them! You be you, girl. Nothing more beautiful than a woman comfortable in her own skin.
As always, both! 😍😍😍
August 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
As always, both! 😍😍😍
We gotchoo bae, always.
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We gotchoo bae, always.
Write "potato" on a cookie and eat the "potato"
April 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Write "potato" on a cookie and eat the "potato"
My money says she probably barked at a UPS driver when she was a pup, and said driver probably went off on her. First rule when correcting that behavior is for you to remain calm, and not let any inner fear show, like thinking "oh crap, another truck". Remain in control, be the alpha.
April 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My money says she probably barked at a UPS driver when she was a pup, and said driver probably went off on her. First rule when correcting that behavior is for you to remain calm, and not let any inner fear show, like thinking "oh crap, another truck". Remain in control, be the alpha.
ACDC wrote a song all about you! "Sink the pink, it's all the fashion!"
April 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
ACDC wrote a song all about you! "Sink the pink, it's all the fashion!"
Really wishing it was that easy, but decades of negative thoughts and feedback are not easy to get over. Being asked "are you about done yet" by a supposed lover is very scarring on the psyche...
March 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Really wishing it was that easy, but decades of negative thoughts and feedback are not easy to get over. Being asked "are you about done yet" by a supposed lover is very scarring on the psyche...
"If it looks like Miso, and smells like Miso.. it's not very good Miso."
March 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"If it looks like Miso, and smells like Miso.. it's not very good Miso."
I sooooooo wish I could, but I'm one of those unfortunate souls whose blood pressure tanks even with delta 8, let alone pot. First and last time I smoked I kept passing out over and over again for (I'm told) over 2 hours.
Blaze it for me though! 🤗
Blaze it for me though! 🤗
March 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I sooooooo wish I could, but I'm one of those unfortunate souls whose blood pressure tanks even with delta 8, let alone pot. First and last time I smoked I kept passing out over and over again for (I'm told) over 2 hours.
Blaze it for me though! 🤗
Blaze it for me though! 🤗
Simple, I'm hungry.
BTW nothing stops my death scrolling faster than those amazing tan lines 😍😍😍
BTW nothing stops my death scrolling faster than those amazing tan lines 😍😍😍
February 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Simple, I'm hungry.
BTW nothing stops my death scrolling faster than those amazing tan lines 😍😍😍
BTW nothing stops my death scrolling faster than those amazing tan lines 😍😍😍
Cheddar broccoli. It burps toxic fumes, but OMFreakinGAWD I love it with a warmed baguette with garlic butter and Parm.....
February 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Cheddar broccoli. It burps toxic fumes, but OMFreakinGAWD I love it with a warmed baguette with garlic butter and Parm.....
Only Christians think that. Muslims think (mostly) the same about Muslims, Jews about Jews, etc. etc. etc. Sadly it's not about religion, it's about an all too common human flaw about elevating self above others. Just yet another thing that makes us all perfectly, and likely permanently, imperfect.
February 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Only Christians think that. Muslims think (mostly) the same about Muslims, Jews about Jews, etc. etc. etc. Sadly it's not about religion, it's about an all too common human flaw about elevating self above others. Just yet another thing that makes us all perfectly, and likely permanently, imperfect.
Wouldn't even need a milkshake! 🥰🥰🥰
February 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Wouldn't even need a milkshake! 🥰🥰🥰