Kitty St Aubyn
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Kitty St Aubyn
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Employed barrister in criminal law and its cousins. Board member, Expert Witness Institute. Here for law, The Archers, outside swimming and, quite frankly, a rest. Just general thoughts, not legal advice (I know you know this but, you know).
After a month away from #TheArchers just heard Rex/Kirsty “To beaver or not to beaver” - RIP Shakespeare you’d have loved beavers 🦫
February 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Emergency appeal to #TheArchers crew:
I am trying to get hold of a recording of the Petroc Trelawney programme of Carols on The Mount, broadcast 1 December on BBC Radio 3. It’s no longer available on BBC Sounds. Can any technical mastermind help me find a link to a download or MP3? Thank you! 🎄🖤💛
January 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
And the heavens came to Penwith
January 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Catching up on Christmas Archers, some highlights:
🎄O Little Town of Ambridgelehem: a Grammy worthy fever dream
🎄Brian’s ever decreasing Testosterone: perplexing, yet delightful
🎄 La Rochelle: genuinely thought she didn’t exist. IS it so lovely that she’s here now?
January 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Is Faith Fallon but doing an American accent? #TheArchers
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Just catching up on the holiday house scam. Of *course* Harrison batted off the claim to Action Fraud. Also has there ever been a more delightful and improbably well suited to Ambridge group of fraud victims.
🧑‍🏫 Joel! Cheerful classics enthusiast!
👧 Faith! Long lost daughter of Borsetshire!
December 1, 2024 at 9:51 AM
So - down for two years in total (sentences to run “concurrently”), George will be out in a year. But a year in adult prison is very different to a year in a YOI. Chances of rehabilitation reduced. Hope they don’t miss the chance to explore the shattered state of prisons / rehabilitation services.
October 10, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Why can’t Will pack George’s things for prison instead of Emma *wanders off, grumbling about the patriarchy*
October 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry

(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
October 8, 2024 at 5:23 PM
“We were good together, until we weren’t” is NOT “I don’t love him anymore”, Alice. Think she’s over engineering this (pun INTENDED) #TheArchers #AlicenChris4Eva
October 8, 2024 at 6:50 PM
“I had to drag David away from trimming hooves to help decorate!” As ever, Lynda exceeds expectations, and delivers. #TheArchers
September 29, 2024 at 8:34 AM
“Hannah’s already dragged Chris onto the dance floor” and so the Gordian love knot tightens #ChrisnAlice4eva #TheArchers
September 29, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Just heard on R4 Today - against background of church bells: “the sound coming from the Labour Party is hand wringing, not bell ringing”.

Arise, Sir News!

#r4today #onthehour #thedaytoday
September 23, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Is there anything more anxiety inducing than the threat that understaffing will unsettle the cows so the yield will drop? #TheArchers #MoanyTony
September 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Am thoroughly here for the critique of late stage capitalism through the medium of Fallon’s weary dissatisfaction with the tearoom #TheArchers
September 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Tom Archer administering restorative justice with his usual cack handed flair. Ban Ki Moon eat yer heart out #TheArchers
September 17, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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you would not believe what the Polyphonic Spree look like now
September 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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How many cops can a cop chop lop if a cop chop can lop cops?
September 13, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Recent developments in the court’s approach to the sentencing of young adult offenders (18-25) means they are treated differently both to children (under 18) and more mature offenders. This excellent article is worth a read #TheArchers #GeorgeGrundy www.gardencourtchambers.co.uk/resources/do...
www.gardencourtchambers.co.uk
September 11, 2024 at 10:20 PM
If George can get his head around the fact he did this to himself, and demonstrate real insight and remorse, he might just manage a suspended sentence. For that to happen he needs a custodial sentence of no more than 2 years. He’s on the cusp of that or higher…1/2
September 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
God BLESS Neil. He really is a love. #TheArchers
September 11, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Celebrating 8 years of Helen’s acquittal with an obliging Facebook memory
#TheArchers
September 11, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Oh Harrison you silly silly dolt #TheArchers
September 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Thirty five short minutes to go until #TheArchers.
I fear we will have to endure another litter picking session.
September 8, 2024 at 5:26 PM
FINALLY, Neil God of Justice intervenes #TheArchers
September 6, 2024 at 6:27 AM