kitkelpie.bsky.social
@kitkelpie.bsky.social
It's not the size of the book that counts. It's the depth the plot reaches that really pleases.
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 AM
But the first 10 mins only covers the preamble and general concept. Once you get to the faction specific special rules in about 50 mins you'll be hooked.
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Video ****ed the radio star
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Two seasons of her husband's West Wing parody were bad enough. We don't need the spin off characters.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Is it inappropriate to ask for a handy while crowd surfing?
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
With adequate training to walk in heels
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
But aren't you worried about conversations you've forgotten from before 2006? Someone's probably thinking about them right now. Thinking about them and judging.
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
How different are vanilla lofi and spanking lofi? And is it general kinky lofi or do you need different playlists for different...activities?
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
But what about the Kelly Chambers soup?
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 AM
"Well, if I can't get you out at least get a little sunshine and fresh air in here. It reeks like death in your room" Mom opens the curtains.
"No, wait!"
And thus ends the short edgy life of a very new vampire.
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Uppies please. I can only read 7
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Oh gosh. Tony Hawk's in the room. Look cool! Look cool. Oh, right. Giant babies.
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Folk legends tell of how the Avon MLM company was started by evil river spirits from these very rivers in an effort to drown victims in debt.
January 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
New xp system idea then. Players earn XP based on their help outside the sessions. "Tim, Susan, you brought snacks so 20 XP. Darlene, you did all the scheduling to get us here, 50 XP. Lian, great music, 20 XP. Will, 15 xp for lending dice and a pencil to Cal. Cal, you're still level 1"
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
He's probably terrible at writing emails or birthday card messages or something just to balance out
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
If uncertain in a conversation just assume there was a joke and laugh. This is absolutely the wrong action most of the time, but it is also the only option
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damn. Guess I'll have to be a bit more creative about it if I want to avoid being hetero.
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Smoke detectors get bored doing nothing for so long, so they start to play up. Give them a little fire every now and then to let them feel useful and a bit excited.
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Of course, that doesn't mean tackle the same day you're on. Ready to tackle the day a couple of weeks away. No promises of still being ready to tackle it when it arrives.
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You're in politics now?
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I fixed you
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But does it have an adequate daycare for players?
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Clippy sees you need help but there is only Clippy and Clippy's god, Microsoft. *Clippy starts sharpening his paper clip end*
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You're a socialite if you talk to the cashier instead of using the self checkout.
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM