this is legitimately disturbing and I just don’t even know who it’s intended for. can’t wait until they start having grandma incorporate ads for temu land waste into conversations

next you’re gonna be telling me I should consult a contractor before randomly knocking out beams in my house

exactly. do you fucking hate me?? you want me to suffer as my mind conjures all of the things is could possibly be?? because that’s what’s gonna happen. and also i’m gonna be so annoying about it

look, I understand it’s not necessarily a good trait to have but if you’re gonna allude to something and not tell me the whole deal just don’t speak

he was obliviously running cover for the aliens, what else were they supposed to do?

discovered this last month and it’s such an incredible deal I might actually be getting enough protein

chaos can be a bitch to grapple with for sure. still silly to blame it on a simple utterance though lol

we must all make meaning in our own ways I suppose, I just prefer mine to not involve a magic word that conjures medical emergencies

hate the break it to you buddy but that hit by car was five minutes away before I commented on what a weird day it was, I did not in fact magically summon it

absolutely. I went the route of converting an old pc into a server with jellyfin, which is similar to plex but open source, and I cast things from the app on my phone to an old chromecast hooked up to my tv. i’d prefer a more elegant solution but i’d need to spend money and i’m unemployed

in the vet field it’s ‘slow’ and god help you if you speak the dreaded s-word

yes baby i’d love a new ice pack, and perhaps an ice pick as well if it’s not too much trouble. what? oh, no reason

if it makes you feel better i’m not sure that guy actually likes anyone. unless we’re counting cigarettes as people