Chicken Lady
@kithquotes.bsky.social
My brain’s the size of a walnut.
Happy Mother’s Day to our favorite mum!
May 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to our favorite mum!
Wait… don’t I know them??
March 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wait… don’t I know them??
…you bastard, before I beat the crap outta you 🫖
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
…you bastard, before I beat the crap outta you 🫖
@ityslmemes.com “Then we wasted our money, Lady Gaga.”
March 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@ityslmemes.com “Then we wasted our money, Lady Gaga.”
I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
A conversation I just had with my mom:
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A conversation I just had with my mom:
Toast Fucking where you fuck or get fucked with toast
February 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Toast Fucking where you fuck or get fucked with toast
I must remember to thank that empty container of yogurt for being *so full* of yogurt when I met him
February 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I must remember to thank that empty container of yogurt for being *so full* of yogurt when I met him
Jerry, good to see ya 👋🏻
February 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jerry, good to see ya 👋🏻
Each day that you rollerblade,
is your Valentine’s Day-ay! ❤️
is your Valentine’s Day-ay! ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Each day that you rollerblade,
is your Valentine’s Day-ay! ❤️
is your Valentine’s Day-ay! ❤️
Just scrolling through my day:
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just scrolling through my day:
Relax everybody, Elon’s just a happy man dancing.
January 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Relax everybody, Elon’s just a happy man dancing.
A caboose of soup for Jerry Sizzler 🥣
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A caboose of soup for Jerry Sizzler 🥣
Once a year, I get drunk in a darkened house for a week. I get drunk and watch Eraserhead, as I think we all do sometimes.
It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think?
😔
It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think?
😔
January 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Once a year, I get drunk in a darkened house for a week. I get drunk and watch Eraserhead, as I think we all do sometimes.
It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think?
😔
It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think?
😔
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY-O
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY
SEVEN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
🎁 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY-O
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY
SEVEN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
🎁 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
January 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY-O
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY
SEVEN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
🎁 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY-O
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY
SEVEN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
🎁 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
First snow, eh? ❄️
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
First snow, eh? ❄️
I love when my phone just randomly shows me a hilarious picture like it’s a cherished memory lol 🕷️
December 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I love when my phone just randomly shows me a hilarious picture like it’s a cherished memory lol 🕷️
Hoping they made it through another Christmas
December 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Hoping they made it through another Christmas