@kitgrier.bsky.social
therapy: expensive
saying 'oh bother' in Winnie the Pooh's voice every time something catastrophically bad happens: free
saying 'oh bother' in Winnie the Pooh's voice every time something catastrophically bad happens: free
August 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
therapy: expensive
saying 'oh bother' in Winnie the Pooh's voice every time something catastrophically bad happens: free
saying 'oh bother' in Winnie the Pooh's voice every time something catastrophically bad happens: free
barista: nice Rancid shirt
me: thanks do you listen to Rancid?
barista: I think my dad did when I was a kid
me: thanks do you listen to Rancid?
barista: I think my dad did when I was a kid
a man in a white shirt is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
barista: nice Rancid shirt
me: thanks do you listen to Rancid?
barista: I think my dad did when I was a kid
me: thanks do you listen to Rancid?
barista: I think my dad did when I was a kid
I think I was slightly tired getting dressed this morning
April 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think I was slightly tired getting dressed this morning
They call me the 007 of script writing
0 words written so far
0 ideas
7 lamb of god songs played on guitar to procrastinate
0 words written so far
0 ideas
7 lamb of god songs played on guitar to procrastinate
March 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They call me the 007 of script writing
0 words written so far
0 ideas
7 lamb of god songs played on guitar to procrastinate
0 words written so far
0 ideas
7 lamb of god songs played on guitar to procrastinate
I sent this first photo to my mate after the Severance season 1 finale in 2022
Season 2 took so long to come out I thought I’d send a new one 😂
Season 2 took so long to come out I thought I’d send a new one 😂
March 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I sent this first photo to my mate after the Severance season 1 finale in 2022
Season 2 took so long to come out I thought I’d send a new one 😂
Season 2 took so long to come out I thought I’d send a new one 😂
successfully challenged a parking ticket
feeling unstoppable
feeling unstoppable
March 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
successfully challenged a parking ticket
feeling unstoppable
feeling unstoppable
Good morning Britain
March 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Good morning Britain
Why is this JD Vance
March 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Why is this JD Vance
I'm not saying the early 2010s were entirely a simpler time, but I did get all my news from the Wii news channel
January 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm not saying the early 2010s were entirely a simpler time, but I did get all my news from the Wii news channel
I tried to tell some jokes onstage and a a guy stood up and said my ‘existence was the funniest joke of the night’. Then everyone clapped and I left. Been miserable about it for a couple days but now I’m 🔙🔛🔝🔥
Thanks Chickenbox Comedy for a great night anyway!
Thanks Chickenbox Comedy for a great night anyway!
January 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I tried to tell some jokes onstage and a a guy stood up and said my ‘existence was the funniest joke of the night’. Then everyone clapped and I left. Been miserable about it for a couple days but now I’m 🔙🔛🔝🔥
Thanks Chickenbox Comedy for a great night anyway!
Thanks Chickenbox Comedy for a great night anyway!
Guys stay safe out there - this wrapping paper was on the floor for a full 0.3 seconds, thank god I (a dad) was there to rapidly neutralise it and place in the recycling bin
December 26, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Guys stay safe out there - this wrapping paper was on the floor for a full 0.3 seconds, thank god I (a dad) was there to rapidly neutralise it and place in the recycling bin
Couldn’t have said it better myself
December 20, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Couldn’t have said it better myself
a blacked-out Rolls Royce keeps driving by my house this morning. I'm really hoping it's a guy like this about to make me an offer I can't refuse
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 PM
a blacked-out Rolls Royce keeps driving by my house this morning. I'm really hoping it's a guy like this about to make me an offer I can't refuse
AI this, AI that - more like Ay I'm walking here
December 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
AI this, AI that - more like Ay I'm walking here
there's no way Luigi Mangione isn't Italian for 'Luigi's Mansion'
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 PM
there's no way Luigi Mangione isn't Italian for 'Luigi's Mansion'
I bet even when I die my email inbox will be like
[Your invoice from Apple]
Death subscription £10.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Soul cloud storage £8.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Own funeral 4K video rental £11.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Death subscription £10.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Soul cloud storage £8.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Own funeral 4K video rental £11.99
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I bet even when I die my email inbox will be like
[Your invoice from Apple]
Death subscription £10.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Soul cloud storage £8.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Own funeral 4K video rental £11.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Death subscription £10.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Soul cloud storage £8.99
[Your invoice from Apple]
Own funeral 4K video rental £11.99
Good morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5eU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5eU...
Saskrotch – I'll Have You Naked By The End Of This ROM(2009)
YouTube video by F1lat0v Music Archive
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December 4, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Good morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5eU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5eU...
How Amazon expect us to react to Black Friday deals
November 30, 2024 at 5:33 PM
How Amazon expect us to react to Black Friday deals
Alexa, playing Breaking Benjamin
November 29, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Alexa, playing Breaking Benjamin
What an audience for my comedy set last night.
She liked my London jokes but thought my royals material was a bit wooden
She liked my London jokes but thought my royals material was a bit wooden
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
What an audience for my comedy set last night.
She liked my London jokes but thought my royals material was a bit wooden
She liked my London jokes but thought my royals material was a bit wooden