Things just got verrrryyyyyy merrrrryyyyyyy

My mom once made a really nice fancy one for a former aunt who was vegetarian at the time. She (the aunt) was convinced that my mom had snuck meat in it. The meat in question? Fresh mushrooms 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pretty sure that’s the universal response. (Go enjoy your mediocre pizza and bagels and leave us the hell alone lol)

It’s one of those meme things/slang that the kids use. It has no meaning lol

I needed a good dad joke today

That you can feel the yearning I think. It’s a lovely song and it YEARNS

When I was working retail while teaching, my kindergarten voice would come out and awful lot

My dog is the same! She hops up in my lap and rubs her face all over my WIPs