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ah shit here we go again
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The best names for keyboard warriors that I’ve heard:

7. Internet hussars (Hungarian)
6. Warlords of the comments section (Swedish)
5. Swivel chair rangers (German)
4. Sofa troops (Ukrainian)
3. Flowerpot Sandokans (Chilean Spanish)
2. 101st Chairborne (English)
1. Knights of the cable (Lithuanian)
October 23, 2024 at 10:59 AM
sometimes i think about how carly rae jepsons boyfriend is named cole. and how somehow that cole is not me despite my name also being cole.
February 16, 2024 at 2:12 AM
sacramento mori
February 9, 2024 at 3:38 PM
i hauve covid
December 25, 2023 at 5:38 PM
there are two wolves inside me. one hates cops. the other hates drunk/dangerous drivers. they slash and gnaw at eachother within
December 14, 2023 at 10:40 PM
digging trenches for the culture war
November 24, 2023 at 9:00 PM
#dog
November 16, 2023 at 2:27 AM
one bay is clear, kissing rogue is back open for business
October 29, 2023 at 4:54 PM
October 20, 2023 at 6:29 PM
i’m making piss
October 14, 2023 at 2:07 PM
dunk
September 29, 2023 at 9:31 PM
every time i’m like “i should sell my s13” i run into somebody like this. “oh yeah i built this back in 76, ls6, the old ls6 mind you not the new one, every station wagon rear end, etc etc, just had it out for a drive two days ago”
September 27, 2023 at 10:04 PM
couldn’t make it to work to shit on the clock. had to do it at home. i’m such a simp for capitalism 😞
September 22, 2023 at 10:29 AM
weather got me feeling like cosplaying a new englander today. might just go to school to become an electrician
September 18, 2023 at 9:41 PM
i want someone to pour warm water into my lungs and shake me up the way you do when you are trying to get the last of the dish soap out of a bottle
September 10, 2023 at 3:07 PM