The best names for keyboard warriors that I’ve heard:

7. Internet hussars (Hungarian)
6. Warlords of the comments section (Swedish)
5. Swivel chair rangers (German)
4. Sofa troops (Ukrainian)
3. Flowerpot Sandokans (Chilean Spanish)
2. 101st Chairborne (English)
1. Knights of the cable (Lithuanian)

sometimes i think about how carly rae jepsons boyfriend is named cole. and how somehow that cole is not me despite my name also being cole.

sacramento mori

i hauve covid

there are two wolves inside me. one hates cops. the other hates drunk/dangerous drivers. they slash and gnaw at eachother within

digging trenches for the culture war

#dog

one bay is clear, kissing rogue is back open for business

i’m making piss

dunk

every time i’m like “i should sell my s13” i run into somebody like this. “oh yeah i built this back in 76, ls6, the old ls6 mind you not the new one, every station wagon rear end, etc etc, just had it out for a drive two days ago”

couldn’t make it to work to shit on the clock. had to do it at home. i’m such a simp for capitalism 😞

weather got me feeling like cosplaying a new englander today. might just go to school to become an electrician

i want someone to pour warm water into my lungs and shake me up the way you do when you are trying to get the last of the dish soap out of a bottle