while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

the rules of bluesky:
-everyone is woke
-you have to be transgender
-cis is a slur and encouraged to use on cissys
-ball peen hammers will be brought out and used on dissenters in emergencies

We need to all agree right now to bully JK Rowling off of this platform the second she arrives.

Homer was so real for this