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Kirsty Woolven 🍊
@kirstywoolven.bsky.social
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(she/they) Voice acting ballet nerd 🩰

Hear me in: Breathing Space Apollyon, Station 151, Fresh Meat and many more! 🌌

📨 kirstywoolven@gmail.com || 🌐 kirstywoolven.carrd.co
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It's the *third* gotcha day for this floof! 😻 She's even more crazy and cuddly now! Left is 2022 and right is now 💖
A black and white cat with green eyes is showing its tummy with its paws making biscuits. A black and white cat is looking upwards with wide eyes as it's preparing to pounce (object not in photo).
October 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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What did you do this August bank holiday weekend?

Casually bought some mince pies 👀👀
Hand holding a mince pie - with a snowflake lid. Mince pies are small filled with mincemeat - a sweet, fruity spiced preserve that is Christmas coded.
August 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I ammmmmm shockingly baddddd at posting on soc med.

I much prefer to lurk. Mouse is silly as always
A black and white cat sticks their head out between white bannister railings
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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With 2025 in less than three hours, here's a small round up of some of the projects that I've worked on!

I also bought a house this autumn 🏡 - looking forward to announcing more projects next year! ⭐
A 9 photo collage; from top left, clockwise. A side portrait of Kirsty in a white shirt holding a prop phaser; then podcast art of these podcasts: The Kingery, Breathing Space, The Way We Haunt Now, The Sheridan Tapes, The Richard Osman Fanclub, Station 151, Unbound Theatre: Love's Labour Lost & The Dead (in centre).
December 31, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Close up of a black and white cats face - she has green eyes
November 13, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Personally, I'd say cryptids that pose as ponies during daylight.
A bay pony with a white stripe on their face that stands among the bracken in the pine forest.
October 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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This feels like a threat... 🌳
A slatted wooden entry sign to a forest car park with bracken in front and pine trees behind it. The top slat is green with the Forestry England logo on the left in white. The bottom slat has a crossed-out campervan to the left. Sign text reads: "Anderwood Forestry England No overnight parking, leave by dusk."
October 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Ahhh! A twin!!
Black and white cat with green eyes looks up past the camera.
October 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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So distinguished.
A black and white cat sitting oddly.
October 20, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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Nope, not at all!! Here's another example here
Screenshot: ...analogy between how he played backgammon and conducted his under Egypt and Saudi Arabia had engaged what was known as the Arab Cold but Sadat got [insert alphanumeric nonsense here]..
April 18, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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Had the weirdest spam come through just now
Screenshot: Tricholosporum subporphyrophyllum is a species of fungus in the family Found in the species was described as new to science in 1975 by Mexican mycologist Gaston
April 18, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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When brands send emails like this... 💛
Email header - Would you like to opt out of Mother's Day emails?
February 27, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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theatre kids will get this...
Screenshot of text: ...ut - change/change ...yy' - musical theatre arm - flo...
February 10, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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One sewn, one to go! 🩰
Feet in first position (heels together, toes apart). The right foot (left on photo) has a pointe shoe on, the left is wearing a grey, navy and red hedgehog sock.
January 5, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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I bloody forgot I built a whole PC myself in 2023! Radiator Jade my love!
Computer case - green metal with a wooden inlay at the bottom for buttons Internals of the computer, no components were installed at the time. The instruction booklet is in front of the case to the left of the photo.
January 1, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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2023 was a bit of a whirl in and out of #voiceover

+ My first live audiodrama performance
+ A whole year of bestest girlie, Miss Mouse
+Booked my first (not one but two!) visual novels!
+ In person meetups <3
+ Voicing many awesome characters!

Thanks & see you in 2024! 🪩
December 31, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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Why are you leaving me behind to record your last 2023 session?
A black and white cat looking up behind an internal door.
December 31, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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When the internet knows you're on holiday...
Screenshot of an advert from Twitter - there's a video and accompanying text in Welsh about 30mph areas changing to 20mph.
December 1, 2023 at 9:47 AM
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We've decided to share our chair today with the human.
Black and white cat is curled up on a grey chair, asleep. Also in the photo, pink and yellow clothing of the person taking the photo.
November 21, 2023 at 9:24 AM
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Been in some amazing #voiceover sessions for the upcoming season of Breathing Space, a sci-fi Western audiodrama 👀
Computer monitor with a file directory showing several script files for Fable of the Family. In the bottom of the screen, in another window, there's a browser audio session currently live in grey.
November 6, 2023 at 11:24 AM
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Can I change platforms in 2 mins? Although considering I've legged with a suitcase across 10 platforms at Reading station...I think I should be ok providing other humans don't get in the way.
Screen shot of train timetable. Rather than having 10 minutes to change trains within Birmingham Moor St., it's suggesting I only have 2.
November 5, 2023 at 2:04 PM
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all done! they are super comfy (v. sock-like) but it's a shame they die so quickly -
underside of a jazz shoe - after having the holes in the outer black layer sewn to prevent more fraying and colouring in the white underlayer with a black pen
October 29, 2023 at 3:10 PM
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guess where my jazz shoes die first? just need them to last a few more weeks...

now to sew up and sharpie them!
Underside of a black jazz shoe. The outside has been cut away where it has frayed, revealing the white inner layer.
October 29, 2023 at 12:37 PM
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I'm sorry it's October what the hell is going on‽
Screenshot from weather app: Saturday, 7 Oct Mostly sunny Picture of sun with small cloud partially covering. 23°/13°C (73°/57°F)
October 2, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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My voice over booth is coming along nicely! 🥰 Just in time for an exciting secret project soon?
Voiceover booth with black curtains and a brown floor. Vertical monitor with a red audio interface and green PC to the left on wooden shelves & a microphone on a stand to the right.
September 25, 2023 at 2:26 PM