Kirsty Padlock
@kirstypadlock.bsky.social
30 She/They. Random Furry with the opinions and stuff. Potential NSFW interactions. 18+ only.
“Why do the aliens have a fart stick?”
“The same reason anyone would have a fart stick. It’s a fart stick.”
“The same reason anyone would have a fart stick. It’s a fart stick.”
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Why do the aliens have a fart stick?”
“The same reason anyone would have a fart stick. It’s a fart stick.”
“The same reason anyone would have a fart stick. It’s a fart stick.”
I do think the hatred of Mackenzie is kind of overblown. I get it, he’s annoying, but he doesn’t like… significantly detract from the game like people were claiming. His little alerts to tell you where to go were a thing prior prime games already did too. Sol Valley on the other hand… not a fan.
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I do think the hatred of Mackenzie is kind of overblown. I get it, he’s annoying, but he doesn’t like… significantly detract from the game like people were claiming. His little alerts to tell you where to go were a thing prior prime games already did too. Sol Valley on the other hand… not a fan.
Nothing makes me more suspicious of deer than a showcase of deer being “normal.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nothing makes me more suspicious of deer than a showcase of deer being “normal.”
Would a robot with this kind of feature be a fun thing to dick around with? For sure. I would never buy it from Elon or his company however. Not only would I not support them outright, but I also don’t want to have machines prone to spontaneous combustion in my presence.
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Would a robot with this kind of feature be a fun thing to dick around with? For sure. I would never buy it from Elon or his company however. Not only would I not support them outright, but I also don’t want to have machines prone to spontaneous combustion in my presence.
…You know what. This one isn’t even on Harrod. This is on Peter for even remotely thinking this was a good idea.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
…You know what. This one isn’t even on Harrod. This is on Peter for even remotely thinking this was a good idea.
I literally only found out this game existed earlier today and already it’s been shot down. Damn. That said, what little I saw of it to begin with didn’t impress me anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I literally only found out this game existed earlier today and already it’s been shot down. Damn. That said, what little I saw of it to begin with didn’t impress me anyway.
In fairness, he has a reasonably precedent to believe in many of these things considering what he and his family go through daily. They also have a family friend that is a wizard with real magical powers. And he’s also one of many, MANY clones because he’s “death prone.”
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In fairness, he has a reasonably precedent to believe in many of these things considering what he and his family go through daily. They also have a family friend that is a wizard with real magical powers. And he’s also one of many, MANY clones because he’s “death prone.”
Harrod is too stupid to live. But too accepted for his stupidity to die.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Harrod is too stupid to live. But too accepted for his stupidity to die.
Awesome! Ephinea has been a great experience ever since I joined last year. My new fomar will be ready for ultimate soon. Hope you enjoy!
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Awesome! Ephinea has been a great experience ever since I joined last year. My new fomar will be ready for ultimate soon. Hope you enjoy!
Someone needs to have a serious talk with Harrod.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Someone needs to have a serious talk with Harrod.
Every time they’ve updated the game to “fix it” it’s done next to nothing worthwhile, let alone tangible. In fact, the very first major update “fixed” (made worse) the online modes. Like… literally the BARE minimum they could do is like, slap a couple laps onto the end of the transition tracks.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Every time they’ve updated the game to “fix it” it’s done next to nothing worthwhile, let alone tangible. In fact, the very first major update “fixed” (made worse) the online modes. Like… literally the BARE minimum they could do is like, slap a couple laps onto the end of the transition tracks.
Seriously though… I know someone that is absurdly pro ai irl, and if I hear them use the phrase “genie is out of the bottle” one more time, I’m going to shove the bottle so far up their ass, and not in a fun way.
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Seriously though… I know someone that is absurdly pro ai irl, and if I hear them use the phrase “genie is out of the bottle” one more time, I’m going to shove the bottle so far up their ass, and not in a fun way.
No, I understand the meme. I just think it’s funnier to play into the joke a lil bit. I would NOT call Xenoblade 2 a grim dark. But it DOES have dark themes.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No, I understand the meme. I just think it’s funnier to play into the joke a lil bit. I would NOT call Xenoblade 2 a grim dark. But it DOES have dark themes.
The French Revolution taught me that the French don’t mess around when it comes to overturning the establishment.
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The French Revolution taught me that the French don’t mess around when it comes to overturning the establishment.
This would imply Xenoblade 2 to be a grimdark story, and while at first I want to correct that, I now have to stop and think about this seriously for a minute.
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This would imply Xenoblade 2 to be a grimdark story, and while at first I want to correct that, I now have to stop and think about this seriously for a minute.
I don’t think this is what they meant when they coined the term “hopeless romantic.” “Hopelessly stupid” in the other hand…
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don’t think this is what they meant when they coined the term “hopeless romantic.” “Hopelessly stupid” in the other hand…
“Ultimately, at the end of the day, we underestimated the fact that consumers of gaming content are fundamentally human in nature, and want an environment that can be engaged with in a human way, rather than a storefront that tries to corral them like drones” is how I read the last bit.
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“Ultimately, at the end of the day, we underestimated the fact that consumers of gaming content are fundamentally human in nature, and want an environment that can be engaged with in a human way, rather than a storefront that tries to corral them like drones” is how I read the last bit.
The Democratic Party viewed a potential second term from him in one of two ways. Either that they were guaranteed to win over him, or that they could finger waggle at the populace indefinitely for “not doing enough” until his term was over. They never actually planned to do anything about him.
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Democratic Party viewed a potential second term from him in one of two ways. Either that they were guaranteed to win over him, or that they could finger waggle at the populace indefinitely for “not doing enough” until his term was over. They never actually planned to do anything about him.
I cannot play it yet, I still have to finish we love Katamari first.
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I cannot play it yet, I still have to finish we love Katamari first.
This is the most… nonsensical cookie clicker ass shit I’ve ever read. Like… these people actually said “what if I just buy a shitload of mirrors and launch them into space? Then I could have even MORE daylight hours whenever I want them!” Insane solution to a problem that only they have.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is the most… nonsensical cookie clicker ass shit I’ve ever read. Like… these people actually said “what if I just buy a shitload of mirrors and launch them into space? Then I could have even MORE daylight hours whenever I want them!” Insane solution to a problem that only they have.
A very normal thing to tell people how normal you are while doing something very normal. I’m sure he’s a real nice guy once you get to know him better.
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A very normal thing to tell people how normal you are while doing something very normal. I’m sure he’s a real nice guy once you get to know him better.
The funniest thing about Digimon is that because the narrative of the series has always at its core been about growing up, building bonds, and becoming better people, it had the natural capacity to grow with its audience, instead of stagnantly being perpetually only intended for 6-10 year olds.
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The funniest thing about Digimon is that because the narrative of the series has always at its core been about growing up, building bonds, and becoming better people, it had the natural capacity to grow with its audience, instead of stagnantly being perpetually only intended for 6-10 year olds.
Republicans: “we need to establish military force to combat the dangerous protests across the country!”
Also republicans: “OH NO, NAKED PEOPLE, MY GREATEST WEAKNESS!”
Also republicans: “OH NO, NAKED PEOPLE, MY GREATEST WEAKNESS!”
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Republicans: “we need to establish military force to combat the dangerous protests across the country!”
Also republicans: “OH NO, NAKED PEOPLE, MY GREATEST WEAKNESS!”
Also republicans: “OH NO, NAKED PEOPLE, MY GREATEST WEAKNESS!”
Mistral is such a funny character.
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Mistral is such a funny character.