As a Short Queen, people do love to rest shit on our heads. Their elbows, drinks, a candelabra.

Um, if you want to be taken seriously as an academic I don’t know why you would post a photo with your whole pelvis out like that? Stripped to the bones, not ladylike. Like, at least put a tasteful pencil skirt on. _please know this is satire!_

I was like OH MY GOD NOT PRINCE and then remembered that already happened ages ago

I would struggle with this because I love a pop punk banger so much

Can confirm, it’s still there!

I hate it so much, not least because creatives I know are using it too for the same time-saving reasons and I’m like - don’t you care, that our work and our skills are just being stolen for this bollocks?

Fucking wild to me how eager people are to embrace it

I heard him talk about his art recently and how it’s normally bad when famous people do art but lucky for him he’s actually really good so it’s fine.

They were also made of some sort of material that would just discolour after one wash.

Im not sure I understand what they’re asking for? People to crouch down?

Ive had that happen too, and literally in the middle of a set AS THE WEIGHTS WERE ABOVE MY HEAD. No way they would have done that to a dude.

How dare you, they are all the best theme.

Well when you put it like that, at least the company is good 🥰